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sensible answers only please . i was told da gun wasnt loaded ohh well , CHANGE PLACES !!!

2006-08-17 14:48:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

wrong head huh? try again

2006-08-17 14:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by sponggie 3 · 4 1

I Highly recommend superglue......that and some antiseptic, but hurry before the dog gets it! You do NOT want to fight with your dog for a wee wee........if the dog does get it then take the piece back from it, as moist men are dogs anyway. Then you can phuque like the dog you are again!....feeling better now? Ok...after this is done, graft a hand to your Johnson and then you can walk around with a Viargra smile as you will always have a hand job next to your real heart. Trust me it will relax you!

2006-08-17 14:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are you optimistic the blood is popping out of your clitoris and not out of your vagina? If it extremely is popping out of your clitoris it in all threat basically ability which you have a comfortable inflammation from once you had intercourse as a results of fact the clit is an extremely comfortable section. determine you place some petroleum jelly on it to sooth the soreness and the bleeding could supply up interior an afternoon or so. despite the fact that, if the blood is popping out of your vagina you extremely could bypass to the medical doctors and get it regarded at as a results of fact there could desire to be some underlying subject.

2016-12-17 12:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

what exactly are you talking about here in respect too blod on the damn thing>?? did you try and , shhot yoursekf with a loadeed revolverr or--2 hjere did you jack of and are having some kind of medical condition here?? this is very confusing as too exactly were your going with this thing can you clarify as too whats goping on another thing if you actually did shoot your toy off with a revolverr what in the hel are you doing on the computer here you sre confusing the very issues here, is it a medicall thing or what from the bleeding etc??

2006-08-17 14:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No need to go to the doctor, use the home remedy.
Stick the existing nub into a colony of fire ants, normally they will bite you and such, and do nothing but hurt you.
When a wounded wiener is presented to the ants, they go and fix it up for you, with their cauterizing abilities, (hence the name fire ants).
Your pee-pee will be able to 'fire' again before you know it!

2006-08-17 14:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Screw the dam things anyways. I'm so pissed off at mine to that I might shoot it also.
Either that or go spend 20,000 dollars to enlarge it 4 or 5 inches.

2006-08-17 14:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by tripsnpig 3 · 0 0

Im sure.
I know I would be on here asking that question if that happened to me..
If its not bleeding much. Just put a bandaid on it. you'll be fine.
Sponggie wins this answer category..

2006-08-17 14:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by yournotalone 6 · 0 0

Sensible answers for that question?...Well then no...Don't go to the doctor.

2006-08-17 14:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♀Mañana♥^¥ ♪☺↕♫©⢠size= 6 · 0 0

umm yes if U ever want to have sex again, i second scrub that, then we would have more idiots like U, no it will be fine, leave it as it is, just pour some bleach on it to clean it up and U'll be OK

2006-08-18 04:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by davethestickman 2 · 0 0

No need to go the doctor as long as you can still pee out the hole it left :)

2006-08-17 14:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by stormieserenity 4 · 0 0

how can we give sensible answers when you are just trying to be funny,go get some professional help,yahoo answers cant help you

2006-08-17 14:55:00 · answer #11 · answered by ecstasyg83 5 · 0 0

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