how do i become mayor?

Answer 1

1. Get interested in the issues involving your town.
2. Make yourself known (especially by business people).
3. Identify problems that can be solved in this generation.
4. Come up with a plan to solve them.
5. Think of buzz words and catching slogans.
6. Put on your nicest smile and have it photographed.
7. Cover the whole town with printed results of idea # 6.
8. Cross your fingers on election day.

Answer 2

Go down to the county court house.
Petition family court judge to change your name to 'mayor'.

It can be either your first name, e.g., 'Mayor Smith', or last name, "Hizhonor D. Mayor"