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I always keep my spare tv on Fox News 24/7 to help with thier ratings.

2006-08-06 12:55:49 · 16 answers · asked by not coming back 3 in Politics & Government Politics

16 answers

Point out that Rudy Giuliani can win the Republican nomination and be Pro-gay rights and pro-choice, but that no Democrat can win the democratic nomination and be pro-life and pro-traditional marriage. They are closed minded . We are open minded.

Remind them that if they think GW is such an idiot, that they lost 4 elections in a row (including Texas) to an idiot. What does that make them?

Take off your hat and cover your heart at a football game when they sing the national anthem.

Follow it up with God Bless America.

Buy a gun.

Eat meat.

Eat meat that you killed with your own gun.

Pray to God. In public. Pray over your meal at a restaurant. Even if you don't believe, bow your head and meditate about how right Sean Hannity was the night before.

2006-08-06 13:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by optionseeker1989 3 · 2 1

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2016-12-11 04:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by kull 4 · 0 0

Be self-sufficient. Work, get married to a member of the opposite sex, send your kid to college and most importantly take responsibility for your actions instead of blaming someone else.

2006-08-06 13:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by remmo16 4 · 0 0

Depends how absurd you want to go. If you are in a management position, you can fire all of the colored people that work for you. When asked why tell them it is because you found out they were gay.

2006-08-06 13:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas the Tank 2 · 0 0

At all times be honest with the subject matter. They really hate the truth.

2006-08-06 13:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by TexasDave 1 · 0 0

Walk around with a Bible in one hand and a Flag in the other.

2006-08-06 13:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by Firefly 4 · 0 0

Live well, have a great job, vote often and teach your children correctly. And above all, be happy and content.

2006-08-06 12:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by dr_dr_evil 4 · 0 0

Fox News??? Muhahaha...... bruhaha!

2006-08-06 17:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by Hibernating Ladybird 4 · 0 0

Get on the next plane for Iraq and fight Bush's War -- that'd be great!!!

2006-08-06 13:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0 0

When they're being stupid, I tell them that they're an insult to decent Democrats (they're not a myth, they do exist!).
Of course, then they set up accounts impersonating me, and accuse me of being racist, a hacker, a pedophile, a liar, mentally deranged, a psychopath, a sociopath...
Oh, and an idiot. Of course, they can't even SPELL half those words.
I just try to make the mentally deficient ones appear even more so. THAT makes them angry.

LOL @Joe Pearce's answer.

2006-08-06 13:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0 4

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