Wait... Didn't I theoretically spend my entire life bowing, scraping, and a*hem*-kissing said Lord in order to attain the position in Heaven? So my eternal reward is now, according to you, an eternity of trying to be the best a*hem*-kisser in Heaven just to gain the attention of some thing that barely gave enough of a crap during my lifetime to bother forgiving the paltry sins that it defined as such? So after spending this theoretical lifetime in moral prostitution to a universal set of "goods" and "bads" that I may not even honestly agree with in my heart, I now have to do a little dance on top of it?
Pffft. I'd rather go the other way if that's the case. Eternal salvation my a*hem*...
... And curse you, swear filter!
2006-08-05 20:09:52
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answered by Meredia 4
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You are very wrong. Trying to 'please' the Lord by being best out of everyone is being sinful. Your only desire should be to make yourself the most christian person you can. In other words BE GOOD! DON't sin! That alone will direct God's attention to you. Besides, if you are in heaven I doubt very much that the Lord is going say "never mind go to Hell because you didn't entertain me enough. " I mean really, just think about it.
2006-08-06 03:13:35
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answered by Lynn 3
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First of all when I get to Heaven there will be no more worries, so I have to leave this World out of it. I'd please my Lord my being a great servant to him. I would dance , sing , laugh, Shout to my Lord Jesus Christ! I would do only what he tells me to do. Because he is the King and in Heaven my lord is well pleased with me already, no need for me to do big things for God. He already loves me and will know what I do rather it sweep a floor or sit at his feet to worship him, Morning, noon or Night.He will be pleased with me no matter what I do.No need to say anything more.
2006-08-06 03:13:28
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answered by SecretUser 4
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With humble servitude - praise and adoration - I have large emerald green round eyes - and I know they will look at him with radiant awe as I finally meet, face to face my Savior and Lord - but my voice will be so soft, barely a whisper, that He will have to lean down to hear me as I offer my praise and worship and am humbly knelt before him, looking up in total amazement, as a small child seeing the St. Louis Arch Way for the first time - it's incredible - and that is a 1 compared to the glory and awesomeness of looking up to Jesus - but I know if I have a still small voice he will hear me - and look for me amongst all the hollering and shouting of praises from all the hip-hop heavenly worshipers! Nothing against them, but I love the stillness of God and being alone in worship and that is how I would stage myself for him to see me.
What a beautiful imaginary question you posed for one to give thought to how they would capture the attention of Christ if limited to earthly measures. Thank you.
2006-08-06 03:11:57
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answered by dph_40 6
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Any creature so weak and vain as to require constant praising is about as endearing as a terrorist holding a gun to my head threatening to kill me if I don’t do exactly as they say. In both cases, I would hope to use all power that I might find to overthrow such a horrible thing, let alone waste my time tryng to make it happy.
2006-08-06 03:10:30
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answered by Eric G 2
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this is not something to worry about for believers. We won't worry about anything. We will praising Him spontaneously with great love. I have had dreams of Heaven, about family who have died and gone there. My Uncle was making playgrounds and toys for children just as he did on earth. My grandmother was painting a carousel horse, and she said the angels taught her how to do it. We will have a home prepared especially for us. No sitting aroung playing harps.
2006-08-06 03:10:11
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answered by winkcat 7
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Once said deity proves it's existance then said deity would then have to prove that it is worthy of such actions taken by me. The Christian God has proven thru his followers that he is not worthy of my praise.
2006-08-06 03:06:57
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answered by upallnite 5
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That would really be lousy if I'd have to spend eternity as god's entertainment. I don't know, maybe I'd juggle or something.
2006-08-06 03:06:25
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answered by i luv teh fishes 7
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We will praise him just by being there.Every blade of grass,every movement,every flower,every ray of light,evreything period will be to his glory.You will not know until you get there.God Bless You!!
2006-08-06 03:09:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I would be me...the wonderful person he has made me to be! I accept me and have made good decisions between right & wrong...so in the thereafter I would just continue on!
2006-08-06 03:07:02
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answered by Anonymous
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