2006-08-05 15:22:51 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Throw it away, there are enough copies of that book lying around.
2006-08-05 16:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is life without laughter? I'd rather see you laugh because of a Bible than cry for the same reason. I've known too many people who have cried, and died because of that book, so if you laugh because of it, then at least it shows that those who use that book as a weapon haven't successfully used it against you. Keep laughing, just don't wet your pants in the process.
2006-08-05 15:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by chipchinka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever wonder why the Bible is the best selling book of all time and nearly everyone on earth has read it (at least parts)
Because it's not a joke- it's real.
And you are really stupid, but whatever keep laughing if it makes you feel better.
2006-08-05 15:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mature a bit perhaps. Because you view it as a joke, doesn't make it so. Wouldn't it be amusing if you were wrong, and it isn't a joke and you ticked off God? Well, now I can't stop laughing.
Seriously, if you don't understand it, or want to embrace it, that is your right, but to laugh at things you don't understand--that pretty much tells us how immature you are.
2006-08-05 15:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do anything. I don't laugh because I believe 'he who laughs last laughs best'.
I'm not 'Christian', but I've found meaningful concepts and direction from the bible. And I have been soothe by it more often than not.
As a matter of common courtesy I respect each religion's 'holy' writing and beliefs. In fact I respect other people's opinion on controversial subjects. Even yours.
2006-08-05 15:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it makes you laugh, it makes you happy? Keep em around all the time and you will have a happy life.
Who says the bible is just a wast of time useless fairy tale?
Its working for ya!
2006-08-05 15:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by TG Special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh it up. We all have free will, and I am sure God won't take it TOO personally. Of course, you may find differently in the afterlife, but hey, it's all a joke to you, right?
2006-08-05 16:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need God, maybe if you quit laughing and actually read the bible, you might learn a few good things.
2006-08-05 15:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by Beth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try reading it.The Bible isn't something to laugh about but,if you don't read it and continue to laugh you won't go to Heaven,you will go to the fiery under world none as Hell.it's your choice.oh,but you can't just read it and expect to go to Heaven.you have to believe Jesus is the son of god and the saviour and be baptized and go to the Church of Christ.just to let you know.
2006-08-05 15:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a mental condition known as "rationality." Symptoms include thinking straight and exercising healthy skepticism. Can be treated with brain-washing procedures known as "conversion."
2006-08-05 15:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋