The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth!
1. Do NOT give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do NOT tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do NOT go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do NOT make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do NOT take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do NOT complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do NOT harm little children.
10. Do NOT kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother NO ONE. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, DESTROY HIM.
2006-08-05 06:22:20 · 15 answers · asked by BloodyHell 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I cannot control my boredom
2006-08-05 06:23:42 · update #1
These are the actual rules of Laveyan Satanism stated in the Satanic Bible.....have some respect
2006-08-05 06:27:10 · update #2
not a very positive attitude for someone living their life according to the laws of karma.
2006-08-05 06:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by annie - rainbow goddess 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I worry about the wording of #6, because if it's up to the Satanist to interpret how someone "cries out to be relieved" then that can cause some problems.
Overall I have issues with things like the "cruelly and without mercy" in #4, and the "destroy him" in #11.
2006-08-05 13:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#4 seems a bit harsh. Someone annoys you so you treat them cruelly and without mercy!?!?!?
Likewise with #11. Destroy someone who bothers you!!?!?
Somehow I don't think the world would be a better place if these two were commonplace.
I prefer Jesus' suggestion to not repay evil with evil, but overcome evil with good.
And technically I think you're violating #1 by posting this question.
Does #10 mean I can't step on an ant?
2006-08-05 13:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by rj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them seem reasonable and some seem to promote low self esteem and no freedom of speech.
I actually found myself following these rules on my own without even knowing where they came from. And this explains why I have felt like my existence meant nothing for the longest time.
Interesting how the rules stop at number 11. In spiritual terms, the number 11 means rebellion.
2006-08-05 13:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have way too much time on your hands. But I do like rule #9. It takes no courage to harm a child or an elderly incapacitated person. Thanks for making me smile. Try to find something to do---It IS the weekend. :-) Go to Wal-Mart or to the movies. Get out of the house, get out of your lair----you have a good one and don't let the door hit ya where ......well, you get the idea......
2006-08-05 13:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...sounds like u were very bored. And most of those rules are just...dumb. No one on Earth owns...a lair.
2006-08-05 13:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by udontknowmyname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds all right to me. I am not a Satanist as I do not believe in a personified Satan, or God for that matter, but these 'rules' don't offend me.
2006-08-05 13:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all accept for rule 7
2006-08-05 13:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by Solomon Dump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really disagree with all of this? I would never harm little children...
And what's a "non-human animal"? Are there "human animals"?
2006-08-05 17:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharp-edged in places, but generally workable.
2006-08-05 13:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Babs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋