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Silly milly likes
Restaurants, but not cafés
Candy, but not food
Strawberries, but not fruit
Pancakes, but not waffles
Being called awesome, but not perfect.
Everything, but not life
The beginning but not before
Cupcakes, but not muffins
When its over, but not after
Being hidden but not camouflaged
Protected, but not safe
y is this?

2006-08-04 11:38:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

silly millie doesnt like the letter "f"?

2006-08-04 11:41:59 · answer #1 · answered by Annie 4 · 1 0

I don't know, but here's a joke for you... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lad says, "I make bets". The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square". "Ha!" says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet". The old lady says, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady says "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure" says the president. That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet. The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they can see. The president does this. The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the president, $25,000 is a ,lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure". Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady , "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hands!"

2006-08-04 17:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0 0

Because Silly Milly has been visiting the website below, much too often.

2006-08-05 12:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 0 0

cuz shez a stupid white cracker

2006-08-04 11:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by [blahh] ™ 5 · 0 0

huh? why should anyone answer that

2006-08-04 11:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by someone whos name you dont know 1 · 0 0

cuz she's silly??

2006-08-04 16:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by L. Marie 4 · 0 0

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