I store guest bags...and one of the stupidest questions I am asked is ....Do I pick them up here?
I want to reply...no you go three blocks down the street into the dark alley...knock on the red door, and say Hank sent you!
Instead I say yes.
How about you?
2006-07-28 04:49:45 · 17 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
These are really funny! I am laughing so much...thanks!
should write a book!
2006-07-28 05:10:18 · update #1
When I worked at KFC, I loved when people asked if we had any chicken...I wanted to say, "no we have ham, wtf?"
2006-07-28 04:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by JennaJennaBoBenna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a stupid question but I thought it was pretty funny. My brother and I went into a restaurant. The waitress came over and asked what we would like to drink. My brother asked for a "diet water". The watress left then came back a few minutes later and told my brother that they didn't sell "diet water", my brother said that was fine and to give him a regular water. We got a good laugh out of that one.
2006-07-28 12:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With me it's a mixture of stupid questions and they way the questions are asked. I'm a customer service rep. I frequently get callers who say "OK?" or "Do you follow?" repeatedly.
i.e: "I called yesterday and spoke to someone, ok? They told me I needed to call back today, ok?" I feel like saying no, it's not ok.
Another thing that irritates me is when some is asking a question, they end it with "or....".
i.e. "Am I supposed to be talking to you or....?"
I could go on about this subject for days.
2006-07-28 13:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by relaxednatural 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work at a car shop and I had some random guy walk in and ask if we work on cars here. I was all greasy and it was obvious that I had been working. I wanted to say....'No, we just have a bunch of tools that just sit around and we get greasy for fun.'
2006-07-28 11:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The main question I get from our clients on a daily basis: Is the report ready/done? For six years I have had to bite my tongue to keep from saying... NO FOOL! If it were done you would have it! I'm sure I'll get that question a few times today before lunch.
2006-07-28 12:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by Brian & Justin Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a cab driver in Vegas. People ask him "why is it so hot?"
He replies, "it's the middle of summer and yer in the freakin desert! Buy a clue!!"
Another question, "Do you live here?"
He replies, "no, me and a bunch of the guys drive in from L.A."
2006-07-28 11:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I work for a colon surgeon. I have actually been asked how far up his but he had to stick his ointment because his finger could only go so far. How would you like that?!
2006-07-28 11:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by ridethestar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You happen to fall down at the street and people run to your aid asking "¿Are you OK? " Didn´t they notice you almost broke your neck?
2006-07-28 11:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by ☆Raksha☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sis works in a supermarket and a customer asked her where the 'Frozen Lasagne's' are kept.. my sis promptly answered 'In the freezer'
2006-07-28 11:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate when people call up and ask if we're open,,, If we were closed no one would answer the phone...
2006-07-28 11:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by Cait 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably (inadvertently) give them the "duhhhhh" look. It is a dumb question. On your last day, you should tell someone that.
2006-07-28 11:55:24 · answer #11 · answered by strawbrrybabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋