Please make it Essay style 3 paragraphs and 300- 500 words..
Might be used in a book.. No renumeration though...sorry
2006-07-24 11:20:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Okay! Possible renumeration.....
2006-07-24 14:30:00 · update #1
Dear George,
I am writing this to say, that it has been over between us, it has been for a very, very long time.
I am leaving you and going to stay with my sister the Bill of Rights.
I will always remember the day you took our sacred vows to uphold me and defend me. But the honey moon was over quick.
This is an abusive relationship where you take more and more. Sure i am only a constitioun, but i have feelings.
I heard you say " if it were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of alot easier, as long as i'm the dicator" in front of our nieghbors...how do you think that makes me feel?
your friends at the legal council keep putting words in my mouth that i grant you unlimted war time powers, and that you are always right........but when i ask you you deny it to my face. I am not your doormat George!
You tried to buy off affection with tax cuts, but your abusing me the Constititoun George. You've been wire tapping me, going around my back sneaking and peaking......
I found out George, I found out. I know what what you really do for a living! you toruture people outside the Geniva conventiions.....you torture People.YOU told me you were a sales man!!!
Dont try to see me again as the fourth estate i am staying at is guarded by watchdogs called the free press.
Signed the Constitution,
2006-07-24 11:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
dear georgeorgeorgeorge...ooops his name can go on forever lol you are here bye fired from you job. You have in the past run 2 oil companies into the ground, you have neglected you duties while serving in the military of this country and you took the texas rangers the baseball team down the tubes also you resume stinks. now you have taken the united states of america down that same road it may be years before we recover from your spending. you think you are right to be in Iraq getting our serviceman/woman killed and for what you have saddam now get out of Iraq and let them deal with each other. you say you don't want to deal with terriotist yet you let arafat into this country like he was a friend now he is dead and gone and Isreal has decided enough this could be the only good thing you have done not get us involved in another problem we have no business being it. oh well collect your last check tomorrow. YOUR FIRED
2006-07-24 11:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by samshel1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear George Bush,
Thanks for keeping my sorry butt safe from the crazy terrorists. You are the MAN.
Sincerely,
The American People
2006-07-24 11:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Scott:
I am sorry that you are too lazy to do your own work. You must be a Democrat.
Your friend,
George W. Bush
2006-07-24 11:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by The Big Shot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I take off points for not addressing him by his proper title in your question? His correct title is President George W. Bush.
2006-07-24 12:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by trc_6111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, my friend recently assigned this as homework to students. I will forward this link so that if anything that is turned in matches an answer that student will fail.
2006-07-24 11:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mean the man that was a cheerleader in high school who now runs our country???? no comment.
2006-07-24 11:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Lipstick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not a question, Im reporting you to yahoo.
2006-07-24 11:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you for real? know who the hell is goin to write an essay for you for free?!
2006-07-24 11:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by leela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would write you that letter, but i can't cuss and i already typed my essay .
if i can't cuss why bother
2006-07-24 11:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by Belinda Fae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋