I just want to say thank you ladies,
Thank you for making us believe we need to be stable to be married, thank you for making us believe that as long as we are nice to you we get what we want, thank you for leaving your wrapped up tampons and pads in the garbage can, thank you for not eating as much as us, thank you ladies for being the ones to bare children, thank you for talking shite to a 7 foot black guy then leaving us to deal with it. Thank you ladies for not knowing how to clean our guns, thank you for telling your girlfriend how great our sex is now we get you both, thank you for letting us know that are belly's are what you fell in love with but for some reason you cant get those toned pectorals off your mind. Thank you for lieing to use when ever you get the chance, and telling the truth when we need a lie. Thank you all for acting like your shite dont stink, thank you for being our own live in shrinks. Thank you for playing so many head games with yourself.
2006-06-23 12:56:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
thank you for all the times we could have went for door 3 but we stuck with the canned ham, thank you for not telling us you were infested with herpes from your 4 years at college. Thank you for telling us forever and leaving just short of fo..Thank you for being the honest honorable women of the past, thank you for becoming career minded as now our kids can really turn inside out. Thank you for not cutting of our ***** the moment you realized we liked your sister better. Thank you for wanting and buying your own car. Thank you for wanting your own money and jewels and clothes all at your own expense. Thank you for being bi sexual, thank you for not learning to cook correctly, thank you for forgetting what your father told yuo about guys with tattoo's that ride motorcycles and eat red meat (like me) Thank you for having so many emotions you cant think with an emotion, thank you for being bit by the dumb *** bug in college. Thank you for leaving those of us that want to keep our freedom
2006-06-23 13:04:06 · update #1
I didnt ask for your opinions I ask you to read it. See THANK YOU FOR NOT LISTENING
2006-06-23 13:32:47 · update #2
Thank you and your welcome ONLY please
Amen's are real cool too!
P.S I have plenty of ladies from all diff walks of life its a sweeping generalization for women under 30
SO OLD FARTS GET OF MY BACK we know you know everything already
2006-06-23 13:34:36 · update #3
oh and yeahwhatever
I dont have a mother they found me in a garbage can so f&*&k mothers
2006-06-23 13:35:34 · update #4
Wow...since you put it that way...let me be the first to say "not a problem," " no biggie," "happy to help," "don't even think of it," and "you are FREAKING welcome."
Kisses & Hugs!
Love,
US
2006-06-23 13:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by lisalisa 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
1. I have never demanded marriage from my partner.
2. If I don't deserve niceness, I don't get it. Same goes for him.
3. What would you like us to do with tampons? I'm the one who cleans the bathroom anyways, and the can gets emptied daily.
4. Childbearing? You guys couldn't handle it.
5. I don't talk shite that I can't back up by MYSELF.
6. I do know how to clean a gun, thank you very much. Oddly enough, my partner doesn't. So shove it.
7. I don't brag about sex unless someone else brings it up.
8. I don't feel the need to obsess about his mini pot belly. It's a part of him, and I love him as a whole.
9. I don't lie to him.
10. I know I am not perfect. My shite stinks the same as everyone elses.
11. Head games? I'm not in high school. No need for those.
Anything else? Sounds like you need some therapy. You've been dating the wrong kind of chicks.
2006-06-23 20:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are you to think that all women act in such a manner. First off, the are women out there who properly dispose of their hygiene products. Just because yours doesn't, don't go blubbering the whole world about it. Second, if we met a 7 foot black guy, we wouldn't pick a fight. We'd probably ditch you for him. As far as you guns are concerned, they're yours. Clean them yourself! If sex with you was terrible, any women with any since would not shame themselves by telling others. The list can go on forever. But your not worth the time. All in all, get over yourself or go cry to your momma.
2006-06-23 20:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by YeahWhatevereToYouToo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um your welcome but tampons go down the toilet, I am a terrible liar, I am married to that black guy and I not only know how to clean a weapon but can shoot them very well, and although I have only taken one psychology class I still cannot be considered a shrink (thanks for the compliment) and my brain is too tired of y'all s bullshit to play any mind games.
With love
Suzanne ;)
2006-06-23 20:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by 20mommy05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I clean the gun in my house!
2006-06-23 20:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, Gentlemen, for not all being like this guy.
2006-06-23 20:04:13 · answer #6 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was all very interesting. Thank you for asking??
2006-06-23 19:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Vicky L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most men are bad lovers// and are involved with themselves.. thank you to the man who invented vibrators!!!
2006-06-23 20:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by Pearl303Rumor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... And the award for the number one ****** response goes to....!
2006-06-23 20:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen my brother.
2006-06-23 20:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Brian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋