2006-06-19 18:31:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Here is my funny joke of the week.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts??
Because a zipper scares off the sheep.
2006-06-19 18:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by trucker3977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Whats the difference between Taylor Hicks and a bucket of dog vomit?
A: The Bucket
2006-06-19 18:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by gerbil31603 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK i heard this one the other day i hope i remember it right..
This lady went in to the tattoo shop and said tattoo John on my left inner thigh and Lennon on my right inner thigh... fine the artist tatoos her...
her tattoo is done and she looks at the artist and says no this is not what i asked for ...........
the artist said yes it is...
she gets up and goes outside ...
gets a man to come back in and says what does this say..
he goes John Lennon but what is that in the middle with the bad hair day and stinky breath!......
2006-06-19 21:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by ~Mrs.C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of any good ones off the top of my head but there's tons of entertaining stuff at www.ebaumsworld.com funny jokes, pranks, videos and so on
2006-06-19 18:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little boy walks into his parents room late at night
to find his mum hopping up and down onn top of his dad..
"what were you guys doing?" the boy asked his mum..
and she replied "your daddy has a big belly and sometimes i have to help him push it back down..."
the boy replies "youre waisting your time mum, cus when your at work, the neighbor lady only blows it back up again.."
...ORR..
a woman and her husband were taking a shower together when the doorbell rang..
the woman got out of the shower and put on her bath robe to answer the door..
it was her husband's friend bob..
she told bob that her husband was in the shower..
bob said ok and began to walk out the door...
he turned back around and said to the woman.. "i have $200 in my pocket and if you let mee see your breast, you can have it."
the woman said ok and showed him her breast
he gave her the money..
he then said "i have another $200 for you if you let me touch em.."
the woman, feeling extremely dirty, said ok..
bob gave her the money and left..
the woman went back upstairs to her husband.. when he asked who was at the door.. the wife responded "just your good friend bob".. the husband then grunted and saaid..
"what kind of friend is bob?? he owes me $400!!"..
haha.. i hope you like theez...
lol
2006-06-26 17:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋