My wife won't put out as much as she used to, should I get her labotomized so i can do her whenever i want?

Question

She is complaing all the time that she just gave birth to our son 2 weeks ago and she needs time to heal. I was there too, but do you hear me complaing about anything? no! All I want is a little lovin from the woman I married. Does anyone know of a doctor that does forced labotomies?

Answer 1

You should slap the ***** across the face and DEMAND your pleasure! Be a MAN!

Answer 2

Are you dense or something? She gave birth 2 weeks ago!!!!! You didnt have something the size of a watermelon rip you apart at the seams. I dont blame her for wanting the rest, thats what she needs a hell of a lot more right now than to give you sex. You better get ready for the long haul bud, cause she might not 'put out' for a good month or possibly longer. It takes at least 3 months for a woman to fully heal after having a child.

Answer 3

Tell her her mouth and butt didn't pop out the kid so they're still options. If she really loves you, she'll compensate. As far as a forced labotomy, why not slip something into her drink so she'll sleep real deep and then bust out the old cordless drill and keyhole saw. That oughta do the trick. As an added bonus, you won't have to listen to her dumbass opinion since most likely, it's not that important anyway.

Answer 4

If you were looking to get laid, you shouldn't have gotten a wife. That's the last thing you need if you want sex. Forget the lobotomy... a vegetable won't be much better than having sex with your hand. Talk with your wife and let her know that if she won't take care of you then you will find someone that will... coz you can bet your @ss if you didn't provide for her, she would find someone that did. I'm sure you could do it tactfully... but I don't give advice like that... Go watch some pu$$y show like Dr. Phil or some other chick show for that cr@p.

Answer 5

Hey dude, if yu dont want another little bundle of joy like in 9 mo? stay away for at least 2 mo.? or so A woman is real f-e-r-t-i-l-e!!after having a baby and if yu are gonna get prego that is a bad time to busy with the playtoy!!!!use yur palm pilot!!!hang on and scream!!

Answer 6

Guessing she needs a break. Afterall, she just gave birth and I am sure that is no easy thing to do. Give her some time off because maybe her body is still a little haywire from having to push out a child. Also, if she is taking birth control pills, I have heard it can decrease your sex drive. If you back off for a little, I am sure she will recover quicker. I know if I wanted to recover and my bf kept bugging me, it would push me further away from doing anything.

Answer 7

I dont know if this is a serious question or not, but if it is you need to give her time to heal. Imagine trying to force a watermellon out of your ***, and wonder how that would feel. Birth is extremely painful, and it wrips her vagina into peices. Maybe you guys can reach an agreement where she gives you more sexual favors and starts having sex with you when she is ready.

Answer 8

A lobotomy is probably in order, but not for your wife. I hope that you are just so ignorant that you think that mature adults would think this is funny, if not get ready to be a bachelor again because NO woman will put up with that kind of stupidity for long.

Answer 9

You are the most insensitive jack-*** on this planet, why dont we cut your dick in half and sew it back together and see how you feel. It will take usually two months for your wife to be fully functional after giving birth because her body to her feels like she had been in a major car accident. Her legs hurt, her hips hurt and yes her vagina hurts. Gets some K-Y and jack off because for right now that is all your good for.

Answer 10

she could have that world-famous ETS surgery..its used by Dr Telantra at Privatix clinic for emotional/psych probs. here in U.S...no thoracic surgeon will mention this fact to those of us with excessive sweat. (a side effect of ETS surgery is the inability to sweat in certain areas.--thereby making it into a marketable surgery for more patients)

we are never told other side effects include Raynauds, heart problems, thyroid failure, impotence,incontinence..etc.

After ETS, many of us are left emotion-less and dead inside.Many are on disability because we cannot work anymore. We often contemplate suicide.

Answer 11

dude you need to give your wife time to heal, that can seriously hurt her if you try to do her right after birth. dont tell her shes not being loving or anything, you can keep your pants up and give her the time she NEEDS to heal. men these days......you may have been there, but were you the one in the bed giving birth and in tremendous pain?