I already know the one about the two sides of the river, the one where they hide in a barn (potatoes) the breaststroke one and the one where you jump of a cliff and land in whatever you sayu you want.
2006-06-16 17:39:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blonde in hayfield
A Blonde was driving down the road, and spotted another
Blonde in the middle of a hayfield rowing a boat. She stopped the car,
got out
and went to the shoulder of the road, and yelled, "You know, it's
blondes like
you that give blondes a bad name!, and if I could swim I would come
out there
and kick your ***!"
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PUT ON TWO COATS.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to
show her
husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at
work, she
decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the
task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell
of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in
a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur
coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what
she is
doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her
why she has
a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions
on the paint can and they said....
(scroll down)... I love this one ...
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
2006-06-16 17:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This blonde chick goes into the salon to get a hair cut, wearing headphones. She asks the hairstylist to try to cut her hair without her having to remove the earphones. Well, the stylist is puzzled, but follows the blonde's directions. The blonde is quiet for a while and the stylist is cutting away, wondering why the chick cannot take her earphones off. The stylist asks the blonde what song she is listening to, but the blonde replies that she is not listening to any song. This really bugs the stylist, so while she is cutting the blonde's hair, the blonde falls asleep, and the stylist yanks off her earphones and listens. This is what she hears:
"Breathe in Breathe out Breathe in Breathe out
2006-06-17 00:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Carolinagurl00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A:Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q: Why did the blondes belly button hurt?
A: Her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette, the blonde had to stop to ask directions.
2006-06-17 02:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by Sasha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The box said "Up to 20 pounds".
2006-06-17 00:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you tell when a blonde has been on your computer?
A: there is white out on the screen.
2006-06-17 02:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by kimberly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u get a blonde to laugh on saturday
tell her a joke on wednesday
hahaha thats me
2006-06-17 00:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond joke?
My sister.
Naw, I love her dearly
2006-06-17 00:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y was there 5 holes in the mirror??
cuz a blond tryed to shoot her self
2006-06-17 00:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know any
2006-06-17 00:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by dan_asian991 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋