Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…..but she belonged to someone else… One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you….but the girl said NO. Johnny said I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend…..so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…… She said “The bastard used coins!!”
Management lesson:
‘Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!’
2006-06-16 08:28:54 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.”
Kenny replied, “Well then, just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Kenny said, “OK then, just unload the donkey.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Kenny———-”I’m going to raffle him off.”
Farmer———” You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Kenny———-”Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he is dead.”
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”
Kenny———-”I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.”
Farmer———”Didn’t anyone complain?”
2006-06-16 08:31:34 · update #1
Kenny———”Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
2006-06-16 08:32:32 · update #2
omg lmao that is funny i give it a 99.8 out of 100
2006-06-16 09:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by Betty Boop 8701 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5-6 on a scale of 1 to 5
2006-06-16 08:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by passion8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give the first joke a 7 and the second one a 5.
2006-06-16 08:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was very good, almost seems like a blonde joke. You should write that for the answer to the question of the day by Donald Trump.
2006-06-16 08:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by lindseymay25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 8/10
2006-06-16 08:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 10 out of 10
2006-06-16 08:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by allie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between 1/10 a nice BIG 10
2006-06-16 08:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by rives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 stars
2006-06-16 08:31:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! I give a 9
2006-06-16 08:38:58 · answer #9 · answered by kisme86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These jokes were hilarious!!! Especially the first one... I'll give them both a 9.
2006-06-18 16:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by Angie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋