Funniest joke?
2006-06-16 08:28:08 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Lily♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my teenage step son was asking me some of those questions that you get off of those pringles chips and the question was "what state is famous for its spuds'
I said Idaho..Idaho.. then it slipped out not thinking he was a child still i slipped and said no YOU DA HO , not Idaho.. he laughed and laughed cuz it took him a minute to get it but he got it..
2006-06-16 08:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by panda 6 · 7⤊ 3⤋
I was in Walmart in the express lane (20 items or less), the woman in front of me had 36 items ( of course) and I told her it must be nice to go through life not knowing how to count. Well, the cashier and the biker behind me were just waiting to see what happened. This stupid, stupid woman told me that since she bought a toothbrush, toothpaste and mouthwash it counted as one item and because she bought 3 bottles of the same lotion it counted as one item. I looked her right in the eye and told her if she could go to jail for being stupid she would get a life sentence! I though the cashier was going to die - and the biker too. The cashier told me she wished she could give me my stuff for free because she's wanted to tell people off all the time for doing that. Then I wonder why my husband won't go shopping with me. Oh well, have good weekend everyone!
2006-06-16 17:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm at my friends birthday party and had given him some golf balls cause he's an avid golfer. Later on in the night as we are eating some cake the golf balls rolled off the table and I say Dusty your balls dropped and the whole rooms starts cracking up.
2006-06-16 15:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by sbouasri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend and I were talking about the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and she asked if I thought that there was any sexual tension between the 5 guys. I told her absolutely not because gay guys don't have sex; they just talk funny and know how to shop. She thought it was so funny because I meant it.
2006-06-16 15:47:13 · answer #4 · answered by dewitthm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a joke, but one day when I had off from work but my husband didn't, he came home and asked what I had done that day.
I replied, honestly, that I had cleaned out my belly button.
He blew Coke out his nose. Coca Cola, that is!
2006-06-16 15:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too spilled my cactus cooler reading what the person before wrote
2006-06-16 15:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by rqerita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋