who can make up a good yo mama joke and make me laugh? best one gets 10 pts!
2006-06-13 13:42:53 · 15 answers · asked by Mr T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no dirty ones
2006-06-13 13:55:08 · update #1
Yo mammas so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved.
Yo mammas so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
yo mammas so stupid she was locked in a bathroom and peed in her pants.
Yo mammas so fat she fell in love and broke it.
2006-06-13 15:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by word_life_4_ever_u 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck, Yo mama is so short she plays wallball with the curb, Yo mama is so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed and the guy started putting blankets on the ocean.
2006-06-13 20:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by lugilagaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
2006-06-13 21:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by coolhandjoe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a yo mama but here's a good one
What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough!!!!
2006-06-13 21:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by amd730 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three young college students are on vacation in Washington, DC. One
day they are walking together past the White House when they hear the
voice of a man crying out, "Help, Help." Quickly, they respond to the
call by leaping over the White House fence, and by following the
cries, they eventually come upon Bill Clinton, drowning in the White
House swimming pool. In an heroic rush, they pull him from the pool,
then give him artificial respiration, clearly saving his life. After a
few minutes, Clinton says to them, "Well, boys, today you saved my
life! And I am willing to give each of you any wish you desire, as
long as it is within my power as President!"
The first fellow thinks for a few seconds then says, "I have
always wanted to go to West Point. Can you get me an
appointment?"
"You bet!" said the President, "I'll sign the papers this
afternoon!"
Then the second fellow said, "I've always wanted to go to
Annapolis. Can you get me in?"
"You bet I can," said the President. "I'll sign the papers for it this
afternoon, too."
After a few moments more, the third fellow said, "I'd like to
know, can you get me buried in Arlington National Cemetery?"
Clinton, a bit startled, thought for a second or two, then said,
"Sure, but tell me, aren't you awfully young to be thinking about such
things?"
"Nope," replied the remaining fellow. "Because when I get home
and tell my old man what I did today, he's going to kill me!"
2006-06-14 00:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by moonearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.
Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me.
Yo momma’s so fat when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!
Yo momma’s so fat that when she was floatin' in the ocean Spain tried to claim her as the new world.
Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped on a trampoline with yellow on, the sun said I give up!
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to the beach and got into the water scientist classified her as a new species of whale.
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo momma's so fat that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo momma's so fat when I took her to the beach, little kids surrounded her and chanted "Free Willy, Free Willy"!
Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat, jumbo, and ohmygodit'scomingtowardsus!
Yo momma’s *** is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack
Yo momma's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here, she put Sagittarius
Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
Yo momma so old she has an autographed bible
Yo momma old she knew the dead ocean when it was sick
2006-06-13 21:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so ugly when she was born they convinced her she was Muslim so she'd wear a veil over her face!!
2006-06-14 17:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by donald_little@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat *** out of the way.
2006-06-13 20:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for bubble gum to come out.
2006-06-13 20:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by babyphatluffer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's nickname is "carpenters delight":: flat as a board, easy to nail
2006-06-13 20:51:40 · answer #10 · answered by kasully16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so ugly when she was a baby her parents had to feed her with a slingshot!
2006-06-13 20:58:57 · answer #11 · answered by themacncheesepunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋