2006-06-08 12:53:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't give oral sex to a the lion tamer before he tries to tame the lion.
2006-06-08 12:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by SWIFFER THE WONDER MUTT 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
don't show your circus to the real circus players just jumping out of your seat with excitement or beating the person sitting next seat etc. etc.
2006-06-15 23:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by shankari n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO NOT wear peanut flavored perfume!!
DO NOT attempt to jump on any of the animals as they walk by.
DO NOT jump into the center ring...the clowns will get you.
DO NOT Wear a meat helmet or Flank steak underwear.
2006-06-08 12:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't dress like a peanut around the elephants. Don't wear steak-flavored perfume around the lions. Don't sit near a kid with cotton candy. Don't tell the lion tamer you slept with his wife.
2006-06-08 12:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by Cyndie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't wear tights.
Don't wear a shirt with a peanut motif.
Don't wear a top hat with tuxedo pants.
Don't wear a fur coat or a coat with a fur collar.
Don't wear oversized shoes.
Don't drive your Volkswagon Beetle there.
And last but not least don't wear that meat scented perfume.
2006-06-08 16:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont go to circus will b the dont for him
2006-06-17 22:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont go near the elephant dont go near any knife dont stand by the people looking like their doing gymnastics in the air
2006-06-20 11:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by kaydee. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't get me wrong.......
I love babies, but they don't need to go to the circus.
Don't take a baby to the circus...............Matter of fact, don't even sit next to someone, that brings their baby...........They're just loud & annoying.
2006-06-08 12:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Spongebob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't feed peanuts to the Lions. They hate that.
2006-06-20 09:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Boy Wonder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont feel the anmails while in act
2006-06-17 11:50:06 · answer #10 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋