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Mine is thizzing

2006-07-24 10:55:22 · 7 answers · asked by Sonny M 3

It's nothing like illegal or anything but I've gone from fantasising about two girls to things like bi-sexuality and BDSM. Is this normal?

2006-07-24 10:50:37 · 12 answers · asked by Mikec 2

2006-07-24 10:44:24 · 3 answers · asked by wazaaaaaaaaaaaa 1

Personally, I think we should all boycott anything made by the company that makes "Head on apply directly to the forehead. Head on apply directly to the forehead." UGH! I just want to shoot the TV every time it comes on!

2006-07-24 10:41:52 · 18 answers · asked by startwinkle05 6

And if so, what's something childlike that still makes you grin? For me, it's swinging on a swingset in a park, and coloring.

What does the kid in you like to do?

2006-07-24 10:40:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

i love to color!!!!!!!! come color with me!! haha im a kid at heart! muuah~ GODBLESS.

2006-07-24 10:32:52 · 17 answers · asked by â?¥.·:*WHAt a SHame to LOse WHat U neVEr haDâ?¥.·:* 1

2006-07-24 10:32:33 · 8 answers · asked by Matt S 1

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Would you name your kid Eva or Ava, and what is the difference?

I say Eva, my wife says Ava.....I just dont get it?

2006-07-24 10:24:36 · 10 answers · asked by cowboy33033 2

2006-07-24 10:24:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have had 2 dreams where they kill (By Shooting) my younger cousin who is 12 years old. In both dreams I remember me & family being really sad and seeking revenge. What does this mean? Im 23 years old if it helps.

2006-07-24 10:19:55 · 8 answers · asked by mexchick316 3

No kidding!It's nuts! just like everything else happening to me in Kalamazoo, MI, USA.All the crazy crap (trickery,job loss,stalking,credit ruined...)all seems to be connected to discrediting of my person in general!The police actually help the criminals, like after they put sand in my car engine I had to bicycle then they stole my bike on the 4th of july like "they're the Americans" or something! & the cops do nothing in fact I was harrassed by dispatch when I called in info about the thief days later since I saw her again! It's creapy wierd!Does anyone have a clue & I'd love to move but they allow me pennies to live on.I'm concerned, the longer I stay afloat in this situation the worse the tourtre gets!Yet I can't responsibly move& this would be very important to do if I did move.They seem to be afraid of $or me having it,do you have any ideas out of this mess?I have tried most, hopefully not all.I have reason to believe the Am public is being tested here-ONLY HELPFULL AnswersPlease!

2006-07-24 10:19:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just have to laugh because someone called me a hippie (in a bad way) while answering one of my questions. OK, so I'm into yoga, meditation, and love reading about taoist philosophy.

But...I live in the city, I'm (fairly) young, and I have a professional job. And I love reading Ayn Rand.

So, I'm curious for your opinion...am I a hip-yuppie? LOL
And also, what category do you think you fall into more, or is it pretty equal?

2006-07-24 10:16:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 10:14:07 · 2 answers · asked by Gary D 1

I know this one is going to invite alot of comebacks, but I want to know if anyone has ever heard of an actual interview with a pediphile that described what he went through in his head.
Do they feel shame or remorse?

2006-07-24 10:09:33 · 4 answers · asked by Leslie S 1

Why do people when answering question make assumptions on the writers point of view and attack that person? I asked a question about religion and stated very clearly that I got this question from a website and was interested in what people thought. People assumed it was my point of view and started attacking me showed they obviously didn't read the whole thing. And, if a question isn't relevant to your life anyway why are you answering anyway?

2006-07-24 10:08:08 · 5 answers · asked by Coco 5

2006-07-24 10:02:38 · 10 answers · asked by Signilda 7

As a parent of a 3/4 Black and 1/4 Hispanic child, her hair is coiled tighter than mine...and it's beautiful! I just can't stand to hear Black people use the phrase "Bad hair" to define African American hair and "Good hair" to define hair with a more straightened texture. Can we please stop brainwashing our Black children with this backwords thinking? Time to start telling them how gorgeous their hair, skin and features are so when they're older, they can look in the mirror and see something admirable, not ugly.

2006-07-24 10:02:31 · 3 answers · asked by AJ 2

This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone! Don’t take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, “Hello?” I politely said, “This is Bobby Carpenter and could I please speak to Melissa Lewis?”

Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn’t believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Melissa’s correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Melissa, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled “You’re a jackass!” and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word “jackass,” and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, I’d call him up. He’d answer, and I’d yell, “You’re a jackass!” It would always cheer me up.

Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice, “Hello.”

I made up a name. “Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone company and I’m just calling to see if you’re familiar with our caller ID program?”

He went, “No!” and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re a jackass!”

The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you how if there’s ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 402-8863.


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An old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking space. I didn’t think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of the slot. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. Great, I thought, she’s finally leaving.
All of a sudden this black Camaro comes flying up the parking aisle in the wrong direction and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, “You can’t just do that, Buddy. I was here first!”

The guy got out of his Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn’t even hear me. I thought to myself, This guy’s a jackass. There are sure a lot of jackasses in the world. I noticed he had a “For Sale“ sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.

A couple of days later, I’m at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 402-8863 and yelling, “You’re jackass!” (It’s really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.) I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my desk and thought I better call this guy too. He answered the phone and said, “Hello.” I said, “Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?”

“Yes, it is.”

“Can you tell me where I can see it?”

“Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It’s a yellow house and the car’s parked right out front.”

I said, “What’s your name?”

“My name is Don Hansen.”

“When’s a good time to catch you, Don?”

“I’m home in the evenings.”

“Listen Don, can I tell you something?”

“Yes.”

“Don, you’re a jackass!” And I slammed the phone down.

After I hung up, I added Don Hansen’s number to my speed dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a problem I had two jackasses to call. Then, after several months of calling the jackasses and hanging up on them, it just wasn’t as enjoyable as it used to be.

I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution: First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1. The man answered nicely saying, “Hello.”

I yelled “You’re a jackass!”, but I didn’t hang up.

The jackass said, “Are you still there?”

I said, “Yeah.”

He said, “Stop calling me.”

I said, “No.”

He said, “What’s your name, pal?”

I said, “Don Hansen.”

He said “Where do you live?”

“1802 West 34th Street. It’s a yellow house and my black Camaro’s parked out front.”

“I’m coming over right now, Don. You’d better start saying your prayers.”

“Yeah, like I’m really scared, Jackass!” and I hung up.

Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, “Hello.”

I said, “Hello, Jackass!”

He said, “If I ever find out who you are...”

“You’ll what?”

“I’ll kick your butt.”

“Well, here’s your chance. I’m coming right over, Jackass!” And I hung up.

Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home.

Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going down on W. 34th Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing.

Glorious! Watching two jackasses beating the crap out of each other in front of siz squad cars and a police helicopter was one of the greatest experiences of my life!

2006-07-24 09:58:15 · 10 answers · asked by spring goth 3

2006-07-24 09:57:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

i really wanna know what is it?
i don't know and everyone around me tell me something with this word. My friends

i think its not a good thing, but what this.....

o,O

2006-07-24 09:55:27 · 39 answers · asked by Christian 2

Or even a "crazy bag lady"?

2006-07-24 09:48:24 · 26 answers · asked by Skull 4

It's a joke, don't think about it and say hey my race is not like that, or i'm not like that. Well deedeedee, i'm not being serious that's why it's called a joke.

2006-07-24 09:43:19 · 15 answers · asked by Sonny M 3

and if it didn't why

2006-07-24 09:42:25 · 15 answers · asked by NEOTEH 4

I always wondered what effect it has on daughters, who know that their dad goes to strip clubs and watches porn?

Does it make you feel bad? Do you resent him for it? Or does it feel ok for you?

2006-07-24 09:40:26 · 21 answers · asked by livinglife 1

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

2006-07-24 09:38:13 · 9 answers · asked by Coco 5

Someone just asked about women, thought I'd ask about guys.

2006-07-24 09:31:59 · 31 answers · asked by drfghdfghdfgh 2

2006-07-24 09:30:32 · 9 answers · asked by espychely 1

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