Family & Relationships - 27 September 2006

These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time.

The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."

The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."

The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her soaking wet panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!

She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"

2006-09-27 04:07:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

my car broke down she dont like to walk or sit on mah handle bars i love dis gurl and i is tryen to fix mah jeep she dont think that i am man enough 4 her right now i is tryen to fix mah jeep what can i say to hur to make hur undertand?

2006-09-27 04:07:17 · 4 answers · asked by TheGayDave 1 in Singles & Dating

I am engaged to a wonderful man, there is only a couple of problems, We work at the same job and we work with his ex.....now they were only together a couple of months, but I cant seem to shake this ugly feeling that she is trying to annoy me by trying to get his attention,he doesnt fall for it, but he says if he has to talk to her its only to deal with his job. Now, what I need help on, how do I not be jealous of her , when they we're intimate together?

2006-09-27 04:05:45 · 5 answers · asked by becky 1 in Singles & Dating

and have the ability to go anywhere and watch anyone in the world - where would you go and why!?

2006-09-27 04:05:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Hi everyone. Is there any way other than surgery to reduce breast size?? I am willing to try anything at this point. I would just have the surgery done, but it costs so much and really cant afford it right now. I am a 36D and am getting tiny stretch marks on the sides of my boobs, which are making me so self conscious. Any suggestions would be great. :)

2006-09-27 04:05:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 04:05:01 · 4 answers · asked by VICKI R 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-27 04:04:46 · 7 answers · asked by jack m 1 in Singles & Dating

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".

2006-09-27 04:04:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 04:04:11 · 7 answers · asked by Joe K 1 in Singles & Dating

Do i know him all ready?

2006-09-27 04:03:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Married for 6 yrs now and heard from a best friend of my wife's(yeh, just who I wanted to hear this from!) that I'm apparently "uncomfortable". The wife's always been very distant when it comes to sex, but to find out this may be one of the reasons is just killing me. I mean how can I possibly fix an unfixable problem ?? Ok, and by the way, I am in no way huge. I'd say the larger side of normal(if that makes any sense,lol). If anything, maybe she's just naturally small/tight down there. I always take it easy and am never the "jackhammer" type. So now what ???

2006-09-27 04:03:07 · 21 answers · asked by Lexington 3 in Marriage & Divorce

After this you ask him if he still wants to go to a date with you and he accepts. What do you think?

2006-09-27 04:03:02 · 13 answers · asked by Eri 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 04:02:50 · 14 answers · asked by jem 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

when u cannot think of any other things to discuss because u felt like u already have discussed everything. should u give yourselves a break, to what extent? how will u tell him? would it somehow affect or harm the relationship?

2006-09-27 04:02:27 · 11 answers · asked by intense35 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Do you cuddle? If so, how....or do you just sleep on your own side of the bed.

2006-09-27 04:02:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

This can be perfume, food, a childhood memory, anything.

2006-09-27 04:01:35 · 21 answers · asked by mstngsally26 1 in Singles & Dating

my ex still thinks we go out he wants me to do stuff 4 him but we aint together

2006-09-27 04:01:29 · 16 answers · asked by hot chick 1 in Singles & Dating

My boy friend is coming over. We were so very happy. No worries inside, now squinting the eyes to try to figure out whats wrong. Life as I had sad to him long ago has a way of getting in the way of "love" you /we need to be strong in all areas so love can conquer all. My life is (depending how you look at it) has obsticles or joys...I have three sucsesfull, smart , kind, children that he adores, My ex has issues. My boy friend has issues from his past as well...it is as if latley we are so sad together becuae we want to make it but...almost know that we are not making it. We have been sad about our own things, feeling un understood with in eachother...but, so love eachother...were pretending to be okay though and then...we are both not...we are both sad to think to leg go. How can we get to that easy place again where we were able to bring joy and fun and love to eachother for real...I want to turn back the clock. I feel as though I/we have talked/ overtalked....is it time to stop?

2006-09-27 04:01:23 · 14 answers · asked by givemeprivacy 1 in Singles & Dating

i go to school on poland where people r really, hmm up tight. and there is a guy who i really admire. i mean he brightens up my school days :) and im not sure what he feels towards me. he doesnt know my name, or who i am, but once in a while looks in my direction. maybe by chance, but i hope not; and i dont want to waste my entire schoolyear waiting for him to do something. what should i do? iv tried smiling at him an all that jazz, but i also know that guys dont respect girls who r too straighforward. i wouldnt either. help!

2006-09-27 04:00:48 · 7 answers · asked by polishcatlover 2 in Singles & Dating

My bf and I have known each other for 3 months now.
I feel I'm being loved, and cared, so much.
When I asked him how he feels about me, he said "I like you damn much, I care the whole world for you! I feel so happy, so lucky that I've met you. You are the most thing I care now"
I feel the same, very much.
I think I love him, but since English isn't my first language, I seriously don't know how strong the word is. Is it too early to use the L word? Is it too early to expect him to say the word?

2006-09-27 04:00:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 03:59:50 · 4 answers · asked by ashley m 1 in Singles & Dating

It's been 3 weeks since the break-up.
I thought I was feeling better and getting on, meeting friends and busying myself with work.
Today when I went to town, I THINK i saw the ex with a gal passenger on his bike. It was quite some distance away but I thought the helmets and bike looked familiar.
And at that instant, all my so-called recovered strength left me and I feel defeated inside.
Remind me again why I must not let myself sink into this

2006-09-27 03:59:27 · 17 answers · asked by Beth 3 in Singles & Dating

I'm not talking about a best friend, just a friend that you work with.

2006-09-27 03:59:18 · 17 answers · asked by Eri 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 03:58:28 · 8 answers · asked by radhika v 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 03:58:13 · 26 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Other - Family & Relationships

I think asking people about love is pointless, love is a great thing if you have to dignify love than whats the point. I think knowing that a person loves you and you love them back should be enough...What do you guys think ( and i don't mean just guys te answer)!!

2006-09-27 03:57:32 · 7 answers · asked by worldenvy5000 2 in Singles & Dating

My girl of 4 years nd i have been broke up about a month , but we regurally meet up nd have sex , we both know we'll never be getting back 2gether so why are we prolonging the end . its driving me insane coz theres still feelings there. wat do i do or how do i end this so we can both move on . help out a heartbroken young irishman

2006-09-27 03:56:43 · 12 answers · asked by free2fly 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 03:56:41 · 23 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-27 03:56:33 · 25 answers · asked by mick241602 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-27 03:56:05 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings