#1. Your houseplants are alive, and u can't smoke any of them
#2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question
#3. You keep more food in the fridge than beer
#4. 6am is when u get up, not when u go to bed
#5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator
#6. You watch the weather channel
#7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of 'hook up' or 'break up'
#8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 days
#9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'
#10. Youre the one calling the police coz those !^@ kids next door won't turn down the stereo
#11. Older relatives feel comfy telling sex jokes around you
#12. You don't know what time the taco bell closes anymore
#13. Your insurance goes down, and your car payments go up!
#14. You don't feed yo ur dog mcDonald's left overs anymore
#15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
#16. You take naps
#17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
2007-12-10
22:31:04
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yatzky
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