Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

All I know is....

Jo King

Ben Dover

Iva Hardy

Mike Hunt

Wanye Kerr

Iva Biggun

2007-01-09 08:43:11 · 11 answers · asked by Fairy Dust :*:*: 2

Include your children when baking cookies

Something went wrong in jet crash

Experts says police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Safety experts say that school bus passengers should be belted

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

Miners refuse to work after death

Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant

Two Soviet ships collide, one dies

Red tape holds up new bridge

Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft

Kids make nutritious snacks

Man minus ear waives hearing

What do you think?

2007-01-09 08:40:12 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6

Some English tourists decide they should go and see the famously long-named village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales.

They decide on going for a hamburger lunch and they debate how to pronounce the name of the place, but they simply cannot decide where to begin with it!

After a while they hail one of the blonde assistants.

"Excuse me, my dear" one asks,"but could tell us where we are, and please, say it very, very slowly."

The girl leans over their table and says:

"Buuuurrrrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrrrrrrrr Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg"

2007-01-09 08:38:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Quickly, now tell me, what do you put in a toaster?






Nah! Not toast. It's bread.



(More playground classics coming soon to a Y!A near you)

2007-01-09 08:31:45 · 16 answers · asked by Ecko 4

2007-01-09 08:20:11 · 28 answers · asked by Phydough 1

why is a raven like a working desk

2007-01-09 08:20:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

A policeman is absolutely stunned to see a blonde knitting as she is driving. Near blind with fury he draws along side her and yells to her:

"PULL OVER!"

"NO," the blonde yells back," IT'S A SCARF!"

2007-01-09 08:14:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

its a riddle c if u can answer it

2007-01-09 08:08:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Eww Yuk! You're dirty. You've been watchin' me pee...

(More playground classics coming soon to a Y!A near you)

2007-01-09 08:08:26 · 25 answers · asked by Ecko 4

Hi, I have been given these riddles, similar to 7 D in a W (7 days in a week)

50 Y of M (GA)
22 I B S, H of S H
9 S of B
1 GL for M
3 P C

Any clues anyone?

2007-01-09 08:03:55 · 11 answers · asked by kirsty_jeffery84 2

okay I want everyone's favorite joke the best one gets points!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-09 08:01:12 · 7 answers · asked by Jesika<3 1

1) Rivers but no water?
2) Forest but no trees?
3) Villages but no houses?

2007-01-09 07:59:05 · 6 answers · asked by one-way heart 2

its a riddle, c if u can figure it out

2007-01-09 07:50:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

If i go out on my sunbed after midnight.......will i get a Dark Tan?

2007-01-09 07:49:23 · 20 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4

Because everytime they take off their pants....their BRAINS fall out!!

2007-01-09 07:45:19 · 15 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5

What would you do with it?!?!



No jokes. Serious answers.



Thanks ; )

2007-01-09 07:44:01 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-09 07:41:28 · 23 answers · asked by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4

if you walked around the mall with a dead hen on your head, would you do it?

2007-01-09 07:40:42 · 13 answers · asked by MICHAEL G 2

Did you know that most of Nursery Rhymes are harming your child!!!!jack and jill went up the hill (weird you will never find a well on a hill).....
Humpty dumbty sat on a wall (Did you know majority all children try to make other children fall to see if they actually break)......
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe......(this poems states clearly that she never fed her children and used to hit them before she tucked them to bed).....
hushababy, baby they cradle is green: father is a nobleman, mothers' a queen : sisters's lady and wear a gold ring: brothers a drummer and drums for the king (now don't you find this poem odd, if mother's a queen why is the father a nobleman and sisters a lady????? and seems like the king sure is someone else.
there are many such poems like pussy cat pussy cat, ding dong bell, there was a crooked man, goosey goosey gender, rock a bye baby on the tree top, peter peter pumpkin eater and many more.

2007-01-09 07:39:36 · 7 answers · asked by samina m 3

two joggers run around a track in opposite directions 1 jogger runs 56 seconds. They meet every 24 seconds. What was the second Joggers time?

2007-01-09 07:39:11 · 10 answers · asked by Bridget 3

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon and 3 legs in the evening?

2007-01-09 07:36:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself."

"Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you."

Eve said, "A man! What's that?"

"He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he'll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions. However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed."

"Sounds great!" said Eve.

"Oh, and one more thing," God said. "He will want to believe that I made HIM first."

2007-01-09 07:33:08 · 10 answers · asked by ,,,,,,, 2

2007-01-09 07:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by PinkKitt'n 3

who knows that if you emerse a condom in water it will fit over a telephone box..yes i tried it donkeys years ago and it does work

2007-01-09 07:22:54 · 12 answers · asked by greyhound mummy 4

Tell mell a little johnny joke.

2007-01-09 07:22:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.

The first guy said, " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter."

So God made him 100 times smarter.

The second guy said, "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter."So God made him 1000 times smarter.

The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.

So God made him a woman.

2007-01-09 07:13:45 · 15 answers · asked by ,,,,,,, 2

2007-01-09 07:13:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

2007-01-09 07:11:21 · 13 answers · asked by ,,,,,,, 2

It was almost time for school to dismiss and a mother noticed it looked like rain. So she drove toward school to pick up her eight-year-old daughter.

She turned down the street to see her daughter running towards her down the sidewalk. A lightning bolt flashed and the little girl looked up towards the sky, smiled and then began running towards her mother's van.Another lightning bolt flashed and again the little girl looked towards the sky, smiled and resumed running. This happened several more times until the little girl finally arrived at where her mother was parked.

Her mom immediately inquired as to the strange behavior. "Why did you keep stopping and smiling at the sky," she asked her daughter.

"I had to, Mommy. God was taking my picture."

2007-01-09 07:10:45 · 12 answers · asked by ,,,,,,, 2

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.

"Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked.

"He died and went to heaven," she replied.

The child thought for a moment and said, "And God threw him back down?"

2007-01-09 07:10:17 · 7 answers · asked by ,,,,,,, 2