Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

3 guys go to a hotel, it costs them $30 for one room. So they each pay 10.(10x3=30) As the cashier is about to put the money away, he remembers its Saturday and its only 25 per room. So he grabs 5 one dollar bills, to give back to them. But as he is walking to give it to the 3 guys, he decides since he cant spilt it up evenly he will put 2 in his pocket and give 1 dollar to each of the guys.
So that means each person paid 9 dollars to get a room.
9x3=27, 27 plus the two in the guys pocket equal 29

Were did the other dollar go?

2007-01-10 19:02:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three blondes are hiking and they see a pair of tracks. the first blonde says "These are bear tracks!". The second blonde said "No they're rabbit tracks!", then the third blonde says "No they're wolf tracks!" then they all get hit by a train

2007-01-10 19:00:18 · 18 answers · asked by PrinceKattJohnnyDepp 2

From the crow's nest the lookout yelled "Pirate Ship approaching!"

The Admiral said to his aide, "Quick, Ensign, my red shirt!"

Whereupon he donned the red shirt, the pirates boarded, the Admiral bravely lead the charge and routed the pirates.

The crew was most impressed!

Not 3 hours later the look out yelled, "3 pirate ships approching!!"

Again The Admiral shouts "Quick, Ensign my red shirt!" and yadda, yadda, yadda.

As the burning pirate ships sink into the sea, the awed ensign
approaches The Admiral, "Sir, the men are mightily impressed with your courage..........but they are curious as to why you always don a red shirt!?"

"Well, Ensign, if I were to be wounded the red shirt would help camoflouge my blood, thereby keeping up the morale of the men!"

The crew was awed.

Not 5 minutes later the crows nest yells, " 10 Pirate ships on the horizon!!!"

The Admiral shouts, "Quick, Ensign, my brown pants!"

2007-01-10 18:52:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do you solve an unsolvable riddle?

2007-01-10 18:52:44 · 5 answers · asked by Kursor 2

Late one evening, a man and a his wife were driving their car at speed down a country road. The car spun of the road and hit a tree.

The man decided to seek help at a garage a few miles away.

He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the doors.

When he returned, his wife was dead, and there someone in the car he had never seen before.

No physical damage was done to the car, it was still locked.

How did the woman die?

Where did the stranger come from?

2007-01-10 18:49:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

How would you do it? Would ya say something like "nice birthday suit" or would you walk up to me and slap my bare buns?

How could you make me blush the most?

2007-01-10 18:46:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two police offers were investigating a mysterious death.

When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling.

There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off.

The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor.



How did the man manage to hang himself?

2007-01-10 18:45:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her, " I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependant on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug".

She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

She's such a B*#@h.........

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2007-01-10 18:37:27 · 11 answers · asked by Twisted Vixen 4

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

2007-01-10 18:33:51 · 8 answers · asked by PrinceKattJohnnyDepp 2

2007-01-10 18:17:13 · 10 answers · asked by uglyduckling23455 1

Here's your mind teaser: A man runs into a museum and does terrible damage to some very expensive paintings. Even so...he's not arrested and is actually THANKED by the curator of the museum. Ten points if you get this one. If no one gets it, I'll post the answer in Jokes and Riddles on 1/11

2007-01-10 18:14:47 · 9 answers · asked by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5

A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning.

How??????????

2007-01-10 17:59:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2007-01-10 17:56:06 · 8 answers · asked by CHAAAAAAARGE! 2

Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet,
All day I will follow
No matter how fast you run,
Yet I nearly perish
In the midday sun.

2007-01-10 17:46:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

2007-01-10 17:43:14 · 9 answers · asked by dave m 2

2007-01-10 17:42:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tear one off and scratch my head,
What once was red is black instead.

2007-01-10 17:41:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

One more for the Gipper !

2007-01-10 17:38:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

What can you break without touching it?

2007-01-10 17:33:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man and his son were in a car accident. The paramedics came and they went to different hospitals. the doctor walks in and the doctor says I can't work on him. This boy is my son. How is this possible?

2007-01-10 17:32:28 · 13 answers · asked by dave m 2

2007-01-10 17:29:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-10 17:24:49 · 3 answers · asked by cheryl b 1

2007-01-10 17:21:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-10 17:06:53 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

a song what is it

2007-01-10 16:44:45 · 4 answers · asked by willieb449 1

If a potato sings and no one is around to here it, does it make a song?

2007-01-10 16:41:16 · 14 answers · asked by pinpinmoo 2

If you have 9 marbles and 4 bags, how can you put an odd number of marbles into each of the 4 bags? (you must use all 9 marbles, btw)

2007-01-10 16:38:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Because he was dead!

2007-01-10 16:30:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A little boy about 5 or 6 years old waited for his mom to come pick him up from school.Finally he say her face and he ran out to meet her.They drove home and she sat down on the couch and pulled him up on her lap.She said, Honey, you know how you've been asking for a baby brother or sister? The boy nodded. Well, mommy is going to have a baby.So you're going to have a brother or sister soon.She told him.He jumped up and down.He was so excited.The next day at school he couldn't keep it to himself.He told everyone how excited he was.He ran around the room yelling,My mommy's having a baby!That went on for a few months.Then one day when his mommy came to pick him up she took his hand and put it on her stomach.Do you fell it kicking? The boy nodded and they went home.The next day, instead of being excided,he sat quietly in the corner.The teacher noticed something was wrong.she sat down beside him and asked him what happened. I thought you were excited about the baby.not now. Why? She ate him

2007-01-10 16:28:46 · 14 answers · asked by JesusFreak777 2

2 gay guys are having sex upstairs in their house when a fire all of a suddon breaks out from the other room....who gets out of the house first? The guy on top or the guy on bottom?? and why?

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The guy on bottom....because he already has his sh*t packed.

2007-01-10 16:15:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous