Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - June 2006

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?", said the pirate, "I feel fine."

Bartender, "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, But I'm fine
now."

"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

Bartender "What about that eye patch?"

Pirate, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew Over.
I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the Bartender! , "You couldn't lose an eye just
from bird crap."

Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook."

2006-06-13 09:01:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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I have been told by a friend that 86.4% of statistics are made up. Is that true?

2006-06-13 08:59:35 · 18 answers · asked by Atheist 3

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funny joke?

there are 2 guys named shut up and trouble so shut up and trouble are playing a game and shut up win the game so truble gets mad and says he cheated so trouble runs away whil shut up admires cause he won and so the day went on and shut up starts to get lonely and trys to find trobule and a cop rolls up by him and says "hey kid hows your day" and shut up tells him about his day and so the cop asks him whats your name and he says shut up and the cop said what! and he says shut up and the cop asks him kid are looking for trouble and shut up says ya

2006-06-13 08:50:49 · 24 answers · asked by alex d 1

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What is the difference between a light bulb and pregnancy?

2006-06-13 08:42:42 · 9 answers · asked by PsiKnight9 3

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What is the best "why did the chicken cross the road" joke you've ever heard?

2006-06-13 08:40:00 · 10 answers · asked by Patrice 3

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Looking for the best joke........?

tell me the best joke you ever heard. The best one will get the 10pts

2006-06-13 08:36:55 · 20 answers · asked by princess4u247960 2

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If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

2006-06-13 08:33:58 · 81 answers · asked by Hershey 2

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What state is surrounded by the most water?

2006-06-13 08:31:52 · 26 answers · asked by Hershey 2

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Do you Google Whack?

Google whack = You use a two unique word combination and you enter it in http://www.google.com Both words have to be completely valid, no slangs, no mispells, must exist in the dictionary, and in the search results for those two words you try to get the least number of search results returned back to you. Can you find a good two word combo? Its just a game =)

2006-06-13 08:18:43 · 8 answers · asked by Sean I.T ? 7

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I got racked at the pool hall and now I cant use my stick very well?

How can I get my pool skills back?

2006-06-13 08:16:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Where can I find an appropriate Father's day card?

I went to get a card for my dad yesterday and all the cards said stuff like...Thanks for the encouragement..and I cherish our memories..blah blah blah. I don't mind fibbing a little..but those cards would be flatout lies for me. Where can I find a card that says....Happy Father's Day Dad..thanks for being drunk and horny and taking it out on mom!

2006-06-13 08:15:32 · 15 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

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rittle just 4 u !!!!?

ok if theres a 1 story house and there was a 60 deerge angel how long would it take you to get up the stairs?????,,,,,,,,think its realy hard lol

2006-06-13 07:47:20 · 14 answers · asked by me 2

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good jokes?

tell me your funniest joke

2006-06-13 07:45:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

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a tough one 4 u?

These 6 words can be made using the same 7 letters... try to figure out the 6 words using the clues: (Note I have chosen the less obvious definitions of the words so as to make this a bit more difficult for you guys... enjoy)

Word#1: A number written in a certain base and is also not an integer.

Word#2: Refers to an organism that ungulates with two-toed feet

Word#3: To deliver a formal recitation, especially as an exercise in rhetoric or elocution.

Word#4: Stated to be true, especially when open to question.

Word#5: Describes someone who has been the victim of extreme ill will or spite

Word#6: A thorough physical examination by a doctor.

2006-06-13 07:40:20 · 3 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

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how about this....?

how about this? http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/
is it fun? nothingscary happens, that's what i think. my brother hasn't said anything happened was scary... honest, nothing scary happens. if it does, tell me what happens. anways try to spank the money as hard as possible! then this tune will come out.

2006-06-13 07:40:00 · 3 answers · asked by Smile =]™ 4

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