Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

Riddle with a musical clue:

A taxi driver's occupational annoyance? (2 words)

1) B# + Bbb + Bnatural
2) FX + GX + Cb

2006-06-13 14:55:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A blonde walked into a coffee shop and she noticed a peel and win sticker on her coffee cup, so she peeled it off.
She started screaming, "I won a motor home, I won a motor home."
The waitress says, "that's impossible the biggest prize is a free lunch."
The blonde continued screaming, "I won, I won a motor home." Finally the manager comes over and says "I'm sorry ma'am you must have made a mistake there is no such prize."
"No mistake!" replied the blonde handing over the ticket. The sticker read.....


you're gonna love this



"winabagel"

2006-06-13 14:53:30 · 9 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4

2006-06-13 14:51:53 · 37 answers · asked by deed 5

2006-06-13 14:50:12 · 15 answers · asked by deed 5

get it right first for the pts....

2006-06-13 14:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by deed 5

first right gets the points!

2006-06-13 14:46:11 · 5 answers · asked by deed 5

First right answer....10points.........
What three things are truly constant?

2006-06-13 14:44:15 · 10 answers · asked by deed 5

this is a joke from a daughter of mine..I thought it was funny.

2006-06-13 14:43:02 · 8 answers · asked by becky j 1

1. There are 5 monkeys on a tree. One falls down and the rest follow. What were they doing?

2.There is a cheetah, a horse, a tiger, a pig, and a cat chasing you! What do you do?

3.You are stuck in a house with only 3 doors and no way out. If you go in the first door you automaticly die. If you go in the second you will be trapped with no food or water. If you go in the third door you will trapped with a hungry lion who hasn't eaten for 5 years and in the same room there is a door that leads out of the house?
Which door do you go in?

2006-06-13 14:39:05 · 12 answers · asked by Denise the great 3

It's the next American Idol, the Antichrist, and she can save you 20% on auto insurance. Has YM as his/her initials.

2006-06-13 14:34:27 · 3 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

it was on who line is it anyway

2006-06-13 14:29:47 · 3 answers · asked by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3

Are you crazy? why or why not?

2006-06-13 14:20:04 · 23 answers · asked by nickname 1

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit. My Dad taught me this. He is 79 euh I am getting too personal, If you say the slitted sheet **** you will become another victim of the english language

2006-06-13 14:09:10 · 8 answers · asked by ^ _ ^ 4

who can make up a good yo mama joke and make me laugh? best one gets 10 pts!

2006-06-13 13:42:53 · 15 answers · asked by Mr T 4

2006-06-13 13:08:33 · 41 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

2006-06-13 13:07:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-13 13:06:48 · 8 answers · asked by johncob 5

Good luck! :o)

2006-06-13 13:05:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

What would Barney do if he was caught...on videotape smothering Baby Bop with her blanky....would he leave....country or will he try to finish the job later or what lol

2006-06-13 13:01:11 · 11 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2

2006-06-13 12:55:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

My ex told me that single women don't fart cos they don't get an @$$hole till they're married. Is that true?

2006-06-13 12:53:07 · 19 answers · asked by Atheist 3

2006-06-13 12:51:08 · 13 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

if your answer matches with mine youll get 10 points.

2006-06-13 12:46:47 · 12 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

i dont like them im not going to say why because i dont want to offend anyone lets just say its pretty harsh.

2006-06-13 12:39:43 · 11 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

2006-06-13 12:38:58 · 34 answers · asked by Atheist 3

2006-06-13 12:34:49 · 7 answers · asked by Christine K 1

2006-06-13 12:29:37 · 14 answers · asked by ---<--@ 1

Why are all storms girl names?
(I know they aren't always, but bear with me...)

2006-06-13 12:20:24 · 13 answers · asked by tmancubs33 2

What is it?

2006-06-13 12:18:22 · 12 answers · asked by G M 1

The only problem with lotteries is all the psychics keep winning the jackpots.

2006-06-13 12:14:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous