Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

were sitting around one afternoon drinking a couple of beers and shooting the breeze.After a while the first guy says to the second one."If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off hunting and she was to get pregnant,would that make us kin?".
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,scratched his head,and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.Finally he says"Well,I dont know about kin,but it would sure make us even.....!!!!"

2006-06-13 17:59:22 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3

2006-06-13 17:52:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

By trying to answer the question it only makes it worst....

2006-06-13 17:51:48 · 11 answers · asked by papageorgeo510 2

Mud, Grass, Rats, and Ice

2006-06-13 17:45:49 · 30 answers · asked by Gem 21 2

2006-06-13 17:44:01 · 24 answers · asked by green 2

of a Box in which u accidently got trapped in along with ur Laptop...???

I am trapped right now and need ur help....!!

Note: I am only SIX months old!!!

2006-06-13 17:41:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Confucius Say:
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2006-06-13 17:40:35 · 14 answers · asked by Sincero 2

2006-06-13 17:27:15 · 12 answers · asked by rob h 1

Love(20 yr old neighbor) is BABysitting me........Do u think it is the perfect time to tell her that i love her????

But how??I can't even speak......I am only SIX months old !!!!
Please tell me what should I do????

2006-06-13 17:18:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

Got this in my e-mail just now:

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

2006-06-13 17:18:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?

2006-06-13 17:11:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://sg.geocities.com/viceadmiralcongo/dont_click.htm

2006-06-13 17:04:32 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

come on get ready for the answer the answer is.......











































A pickle with cheese on it!!!!!

2006-06-13 17:00:26 · 4 answers · asked by .......... 3

2006-06-13 16:49:50 · 10 answers · asked by BigSlick22 1

I do you have to find out.This guy in my school said "I like chickles"I said"whats that"He said...

2006-06-13 16:36:47 · 15 answers · asked by .......... 3

i don't care if its "your momma" or a "blond" joke. just what ever.

2006-06-13 16:36:43 · 13 answers · asked by chrissnina 2

Who better at singing, Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?

2006-06-13 16:36:26 · 23 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

2006-06-13 16:35:27 · 29 answers · asked by rob h 1

give it a try.

2006-06-13 16:34:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I do you have to find out.This guy in my school said "I like chickles"I said"whats that"He said...

2006-06-13 16:32:01 · 3 answers · asked by .......... 3

Although I really am a pig at heart I have decided to reveal my true identity in this graphic, click on link:
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~eelnek/mypic17.gif
Do you recognize my true essence?

2006-06-13 16:05:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's something that is visible but usually not by the person who uses it.
Most people use it once, and they are usually not shared.
The person using it usually does not purchase it.

it's easier than it looks!!!

2006-06-13 15:53:05 · 20 answers · asked by ohwelliguessnoprofile 2

guess, it's a joke, if ur right, you get 10 points

2006-06-13 15:50:59 · 17 answers · asked by Pretty Boy 3

He is a good cat and would be no trouble at all. He hates it when he is not with me.

2006-06-13 15:50:50 · 21 answers · asked by ladysodivine 6

2006-06-13 15:41:56 · 9 answers · asked by Tina B 3

2006-06-13 15:41:04 · 5 answers · asked by Tina B 3

2006-06-13 15:33:04 · 24 answers · asked by VHEE 3

How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?

2006-06-13 15:18:08 · 18 answers · asked by Deeski Lub 1

want to be my online friend? my name is kerbie and i am an almost 15 year old female. if u want to be my online friend, then e-mail me at kerbie_48@yahoo.com. keep the age group between 13-17 please.

2006-06-13 15:17:59 · 13 answers · asked by kerbie 1

It's pretty easy but the first time someone told it to me I didn't get it

Your a policeman and you walk in the door of a round barbershop where there's been a murder of the only customer there at the time.

there are three barbers

one said he was cutting the customer's hair

one said he was taking a nap in the corner

and the last said he was washing the customer's hair

Which one commited the murder and why?

2006-06-13 15:09:01 · 18 answers · asked by blankstate 2