Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

is there any other words that have a silent 'W'
it just hit me that there is no relavence of having a 'w' in this word.
i mean i understand a silent b such a bomb as there is slight mumble of a 'b' sometimes but 'w'?
what the frick?
any ideas?

2006-06-14 12:27:58 · 11 answers · asked by skater boi 2

2006-06-14 12:20:30 · 8 answers · asked by thrila_in_manilla 2

2006-06-14 12:16:17 · 14 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7

lol i wanna see how many answers i can get

2006-06-14 12:09:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just say the most random, stupidest thing you can thing of. (ex: llamas like to dance naked in the light of the moon)

2006-06-14 12:08:18 · 21 answers · asked by Aimee 2

2006-06-14 12:04:18 · 8 answers · asked by Rebecca 1

Three laywers and three criminals are at a train station all waiting in line for tickets. The laywers walk up and purchase three tickets. The criminals are right behind them and when they walk up they only buy one ticket. The laywers watch curioiusly to see how they are going to pull this off. They all board the train and the laywers watch as the three criminals all cram into a tiny bathroom. The ticket collector comes by to take everyones tickets. When he reaches the bathroom he knocks on the door and says "Ticket please," and one of the criminals sticks out his hand to give him the ticket. The lawyers watch in awe. This had to be the most brilliant idea. So on the trip back the lawyers only buy one ticket, but this time they watch as the criminals board the train without buying a single ticket. How do they do it this time?

2006-06-14 11:47:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-14 11:46:56 · 29 answers · asked by skinny mama 2

We have a class talent show and i need jokes.

2006-06-14 11:40:54 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

so superman is flyin n he sees wonderwoman suntanning (naked) on a roof he thinks im faster than a speedin bullet n im super silent i can tap that n b half way round the planet b4 any1 notices so he goes down hits it n flys away then wonderwoman says invisibleman! wut was that? then invisibleman says i dont know but my butt hurts now

2006-06-14 11:31:08 · 14 answers · asked by kaseistgut 2

2006-06-14 11:14:32 · 5 answers · asked by Jman 1

2006-06-14 11:12:28 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

Got any funny jokes?

2006-06-14 10:58:55 · 6 answers · asked by AnswerBot 4

2006-06-14 10:39:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

three guys walk into a gay bar, they pass jimi edwards dancing on a stage, with booby tassles on, and he is wearing a thong, and they sit down at the bar, the first one is tempted into the back to get a gay lap dance, the second gets an offer to go up to the vip suite, the third sees all his comrades getting all the luck, so he goes into the bathroom to tidy up, he hears something that sounds like nuts slapping against some guys forehead, so he peaks into the stall, and sees whoelse but scooby doo, giving felatio to a random bar-goer, he freshens up and goes back out to the bar, when he gets there he sees people taking pictures and laughing, they say, 'chuck norris, what are you doing in a gay bar??' you hear that you chuck norris fans, he is soft, and weak, swayze is where it is at, what?!!

2006-06-14 10:35:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-14 10:35:28 · 5 answers · asked by Smiddy 5

2006-06-14 10:29:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

What do you called the person who you are introduced to?

2006-06-14 10:23:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which of the following sentences is the odd 1 out ??
A) Mary, a typist called carol
B) Emma, a chambermaid called Gail
C) Jenny, a charlady called Alice
D) Sarah, a book-keeper called Laura

2006-06-14 09:55:21 · 11 answers · asked by Spunky 2

If you wer stuck on a deserted town with only a car for two people who would you take...a grandma havin a heart attack, a nascar driver, or ur really cute boyfriend/girlfriend. Theres no cell phones...all of u 4got it and the car has no radio..its an old one...most of you should know the answer...answer this right and be voted best answer..well the first one who gets this right will be voted as best answer.

2006-06-14 09:53:19 · 25 answers · asked by ♥uR mY eVeRyThInG♥ 3

2006-06-14 09:50:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-14 09:49:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-14 09:49:09 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6

BROTHERS AND SISTERS I HAVE NONE BUT MY FATHER'S, FATHER, IS MY FATHER'S SON.

WHO'S TELLING THE RIDDLE?

2006-06-14 09:32:39 · 17 answers · asked by ANGELA MAE W 2

Okay theres a tomato a piece of gum and a penis. The tomato saws I have the worst life i get cooked and then eating. Then the piece of gum says, no i have the worst life i get chewed spit out and then stepped on. Then the penis says, no my life is worse i get a plastic bag get put over my head then shoved into a dark black tunnel and have to do push-ups till i puke....

2006-06-14 09:26:38 · 23 answers · asked by linigirl92 2

A MAN ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK FINDS A GENIE BOTTLE. THE GENIE SAYS " I'LL GRANT YOU 1 WISH". THE MAN WISHED THAT HE COULD PISS VODKA. HE WENT HOME THAT NIGHT AND TOLD HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSAES. SHE DID AND THEY GOT DRUNK. THE NEXT NIGHT HE COMES HOME AND TELLS HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSES. THEY GET DRUNK. HE COMES HOME THE NEXT NIGHT AND ASKS HIS WIFE TO GRAB ONE GLASS. SHE SAYS "WHAT ABOUT ME?" HE SAYS "YOU'RE DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE TONIGHT".

2006-06-14 09:23:19 · 15 answers · asked by ANGELA MAE W 2

2006-06-14 09:17:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-14 09:16:53 · 27 answers · asked by Laura 4

2006-06-14 09:10:00 · 18 answers · asked by Laura 4

2006-06-14 09:02:41 · 14 answers · asked by traveso 1