Entertainment & Music - 27 December 2007

I pray for: wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death.

2007-12-27 08:22:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mine was simple plan and i was 11. haha

2007-12-27 08:22:13 · 40 answers · asked by ? 4 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-27 08:22:09 · 60 answers · asked by kk loves Richie Sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

I thought today was Friday. Obviously it's not. Crap.

2007-12-27 08:20:52 · 14 answers · asked by Jelyol 6 in Polls & Surveys

The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"

The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"

The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"

The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"

2007-12-27 08:20:37 · 16 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-27 08:19:58 · 15 answers · asked by FREDDY 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who? if any.

2007-12-27 08:18:58 · 78 answers · asked by don 6 in Polls & Surveys

my brother and i were debating on who's most stupid
who do u think

2007-12-27 08:18:50 · 14 answers · asked by [♥] 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-27 08:18:47 · 9 answers · asked by WAKE 99 2 in Rock and Pop

Or is it that damn clean and clear well mine one is a lil bit messy right now

2007-12-27 08:18:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-27 08:17:39 · 24 answers · asked by James 2 in Polls & Surveys

can anybody tell me what happened to me, my mother, or any of my relations during my nine month creation? my family is acting strange, and wierd things keep happening to me. my name is georgina marie alexander

2007-12-27 08:17:39 · 1 answers · asked by astro9669 2 in Horoscopes

2007-12-27 08:17:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole,
rips shorts.


SOCIABLE: Joins friends in pi*s whether he has to or not.



CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy
is fixed.


TIMID: Can't pi*s if someone's watching, flushes
urinal, comes back later.


INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pis*es in sink.


CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pis*es
on floor.


WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick
inspection.


FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries
to hit fly or bug.


ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pis*es in pants.



CHILDISH: Pis*es directly in bottom of urinal, likes to
see it bubble.


SNEAK: Farts silently while pis*ing, acts very innocent,
knows man in next stall will get blamed.


PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads
with free hand.


DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pis*es
in pants.

2007-12-27 08:17:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Shouldn't it all be laminate flooring now?

2007-12-27 08:17:09 · 6 answers · asked by donkeypunch 3 in Polls & Surveys

Based on your looks?

2007-12-27 08:17:05 · 17 answers · asked by Pirate ♥ Kitten 7 in Polls & Surveys

its called the great disappointment by afi

I can remember a place I used to go
Chrysanthemums of white, they seemed so beautiful
I can remember, I searched for the amaranth
I'd shut my eyes... to see

Oh, how I smiled then, so near the cherished ones
I knew they would appear... saw not a single one
Oh, how I smiled then, waiting so patiently
I'd make a wish... and bleed

While I waited I was wasting away
While I waited I was wasting away

I can remember... dreamt them so vividly
Soft creatures draped in white, light kisses gracing me
I can remember when I first realized
Dreams were the only place to see them

While I waited I was wasting away
While I waited I was wasting away
While I waited I was wasting away
Hope was wasting away
Faith was wasting away
I was wasting away

I never, never wanted this
I always wanted to believe
I never, never wanted this
How could I have become?
I never, never wanted this
But from the start I'd been deceived
I never, never wanted this
How could I have become?

I never, never wanted this
I always wanted to believe
I never, never wanted this
I never, never wanted this
But from the start I'd been deceived
I never, never wanted this

Inside a crumbling effigy
But you promised
So dies all innocence
But you promised me

While I waited I was wasting away
While I waited I was wasting away
While I waited I was wasting away
Hope was wasting away
Faith was wasting away
I was wasting away

2007-12-27 08:17:04 · 9 answers · asked by blaqkaudiorox 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-27 08:16:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pull yourself away from the computer?

2007-12-27 08:16:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in house of wax the part when paris hilton stripes what is the song she stripes to? its like "the way you move your body babe it drives me wild". what is the name of it?

2007-12-27 08:16:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-12-27 08:16:00 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Kim♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-27 08:15:34 · 8 answers · asked by Ken-Eros 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-27 08:15:21 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-27 08:15:11 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Kim♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8pnsvkBPD4

2007-12-27 08:14:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

A man is lying in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, and is still heavily sedated from a long operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
'Nurse' the man mumbles from behind the mask, 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse says, 'I don't know; i'm only here to wash your hands and feet.'
He struggles again to ask, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
So she pulls back the sheets, raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and hi stesticles in her other hand, takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them!'
The man pulls off his mask and says very slowly, 'That felt great - but are - my - test - results - back?'

2007-12-27 08:13:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know someone just asked but im curious as well I was born June 10, 1988?? any help?

2007-12-27 08:13:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

lol

2007-12-27 08:13:33 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born
and raised in Mexico ?"


Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our
waiter."


When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any
Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't
know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."


He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No
sir, no Mexican Jews."


Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are
you absolutely sure?"


The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos"
gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!"
and went back into the kitchen.


While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard
to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico , Our people are
scattered everywhere."


The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook
said there is no Mexican Jews.


"Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

2007-12-27 08:13:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-27 08:12:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys