Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. at about 3 in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled "unbelievable!" which woke Ed.
"whats going on?" asked Ed.
"ive got to go to the other tent and find my wife" said Ted.
"how come?" asked Ed.
"to have $ex! i just woke up with the biggest hard on ive ever had in my life?" said Ted
after a pause, Ed said "do you want me to come with you?"
"hell no!, why would i want you to do that?" said Ted.
"because thats my d*ck your holding", said Ed.
2007-12-22
11:07:47
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