A bartender was working one day when a group of blondes enter the bar. They order a couple drinks and gather around a table chanting "51 days! 51 days!" Soon another group of blondes enter the bar and do the same, all the while chanting "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender became confused but didn't bother asking. Soon another blonde walks in with some sort of picture under her arm and joins the rest. The bartender becomes very curious so he waits until the shouting dies down and walks over to the table. The picture he saw was a children’s puzzle that was glued to cardboard. He asks what was with all the chanting. A blonde answers, "The box of this puzzle says 2-4 yrs. we finished it in 51 days!!"
This blonde is the middle of an open field rowing a boat. anohter blonde drives up and pulls off the road. the blonde in the car got out and walked to the edge of the field and yelled "it's blondes like you that give us a bad name and if I could swim id come out there and kick your butt"
2006-10-26
08:30:48
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