Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2006

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.

"But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex, cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One."

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.' " and gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."

2006-10-22 13:12:28 · 14 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

CLEAN;
CREAM SODA;
COMMiTMENT;
PRETTY;
BEAUTiFUL;
CUTE;
HANDSOME;
SEXY;
FACiAL;

2006-10-22 13:11:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does he have any other movies or shows?

2006-10-22 13:09:58 · 3 answers · asked by DruNkStripPeR 3 in Movies

what does the tatoo on her left breast say? I think it's a capital D...don't know the rest...

2006-10-22 13:09:00 · 12 answers · asked by tamilynn 3 in Television

2006-10-22 13:08:15 · 34 answers · asked by shanaynay2505 2 in Movies

I need a starting point. I'm stumped.

2006-10-22 13:08:15 · 1 answers · asked by buck 2 in Music

2006-10-22 13:08:15 · 6 answers · asked by freespiritedtaye 2 in Television

it came on not too long ago but it was about people getting revenge on their friends and then they would show how to pull pranks on people.

2006-10-22 13:08:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If you plan to be buried in a cemetary.

2006-10-22 13:07:54 · 24 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 13:06:10 · 26 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

In all seriousness, why would you do that? Do you really think I care what your cute little nickname is or do you think I missed it the first time........what's the reason?

I'm not trying to pick on anyone, it's just something I want to know.

2006-10-22 13:05:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like both there both hot but ashley is better she is hot.

2006-10-22 13:05:36 · 1 answers · asked by bloo b 3 in Television

Use your imagination and complete these sentences:

1. The maid walked into a hotel room and_________

2. I was cooking dinner and______

3. When we went to a haunted house, we________

4. Milk and Cookies are good, but______

5. I bought this painting at an auction for_________

2006-10-22 13:05:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What about the clubs responsibility for serving underage celebrities?

2006-10-22 13:05:19 · 27 answers · asked by Kelly S 2 in Celebrities

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt
It lies behind stars and under hills
And empty holes it fills
It comes first and follows after
ends life, kills laughter.

try 2 guess the name of the book its in also.

2006-10-22 13:05:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 13:04:17 · 2 answers · asked by spackler 6 in Music

"hey girl you know you drive me crazy, one look puts the rhythm in my hand, still i'll never understand why you hang around, i see what's going down, cover up with make-up in the mirror, tell yourself it's never gonna happen again, you cry alone and then he swears he loves you...don't you feel like a man, when you push her around, do you feel better now as she falls to the ground, well i'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end, as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found, a pebble in the water makes a ripple effect, every action in this world will bear a consequence, if you wade around forever you will surely drown, i see what's going down, i see the way you go and say you're right again, say you're right again, heed my lecture...one day she will tell you that she has had enough, its coming round again... do you feel like a man, when you push her around, do you feel better now as she falls to the ground, well i'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end, as your lies crumble down, a new life she has....face down in the dirt she says this doesn't hurt she says i finally had enough..."

2006-10-22 13:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

does anyone know the theme song's name and who sngs it and/or the lyrics...if u can tell w/e u know that'd be great! thanks iluu.

2006-10-22 13:03:36 · 4 answers · asked by lsutgrfn7 2 in Television

2006-10-22 13:03:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-22 13:03:12 · 10 answers · asked by Nick Miceli 1 in Celebrities

when you cross a apple with a nun?

2006-10-22 13:03:08 · 3 answers · asked by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25....

2006-10-22 13:02:51 · 1 answers · asked by Jonathan W 1 in Other - Entertainment

I think the course goes somthin like....."it looks like we made it,look how far we come know baby," I dont know the rest of it.This song use to be my favorit now i dont know who sings it and i cant find it on the com. pleaz help me!!!!!!!

2006-10-22 13:02:37 · 15 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Music

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

2006-10-22 13:02:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 13:01:02 · 16 answers · asked by Dennis H 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-22 13:00:04 · 11 answers · asked by brianinbuffalo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

It goes something like this:
Take a look at my girlfriend
cuz shes the only one i got
I just heard it on the radio && It didnt say who it was by. && I tried looking it up but I cannot find it

2006-10-22 12:59:55 · 5 answers · asked by sexaysoldiersbabi10 1 in Music

I want to know how for my magic tricks

2006-10-22 12:59:51 · 2 answers · asked by Adam D 1 in Other - Entertainment

does this guy like me....?

i was @ a party last night and my friend asked him if there was anyone he liked and then she said it was b/c someone like him.. he asked who and she pointed to me and he said really???! (that's the expression my friend used ) and then he said" i would f*** her but she's freinds with my sister and my sister's roommate would tell her".. so nothing happened-but he called my friend this morning b/c he could not believe she was trying to hook me up w/him

2006-10-22 12:59:36 · 10 answers · asked by sweetness 1 in Celebrities

What is the image of Flavor Flav in your opionion because Flavor Flav looks like a black a-- Yoda to me?

2006-10-22 12:58:43 · 18 answers · asked by ken31pop 2 in Celebrities