Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2006

2006-10-17 12:39:27 · 15 answers · asked by Genesis 4 in Music

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2006-10-17 12:38:43 · 35 answers · asked by tinkerbell 4 in Celebrities

A man was looking for a health club to join. He came across an Ad with the highlighted word "Very Special". He called and found out the membership fee is higher than usually, but the sales convince him thats worth it. So he gave it a try away.
On the first day, he tried everything in the club, but didn't find anything special about it. He took a shower and was ready to cancel the membership, but he discovered a small hole in the showerroom, right below the waist. Curious, he stick his unit into the hole, and he experienced the greatest pleasure he ever had. "So thats the special part of this club", he thinks. He use the hole for next 2 weeks and was very satisfied. But one day, the hole doesn't work anymore, so he ask an employee there, "how come this thing is not working?" The employee said, "hold on, let me check". And he looked into the schedule book, and tell the man, "I see, today is your turn to go behind that wall"

2006-10-17 12:38:13 · 10 answers · asked by w 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the man takes his dog to the vet and asks the vet dr can you tell me what is wrong with my dog. the vet looks at the dog and saids i am sorry sir your dog is dead. the man could not believe it and saids i want another opinion. so the vet brings in a black lab puts him on the examining table and he sniffs up and down the other dog looks at the vet and barks. the vet saids i am sorry sir but the dog has spoken your dog is dead. the man saids no i want another opinion. so the vet brings in a cat and the cat sniffs up and down the dogs body and saids i am sorry sir but the cat has spoken your dog is dead. so the man decides to expect the fact his dog is dead. then he gets his bill and the amoubt is $650. so the man saids to the vet dr i am wondering why is my bill $650, i thought you only charge $50 for an exam what is the other $600 for? and the vet replies $300 fot the lab test and $300 for the cat scan. ha ha.

2006-10-17 12:37:55 · 15 answers · asked by kandykane_1977 1 in Jokes & Riddles

These are my favorite T.V shows.

2006-10-17 12:37:53 · 7 answers · asked by Kyla B 1 in Television

okay guys can answer too

2006-10-17 12:37:43 · 19 answers · asked by SallyC 6 in Polls & Surveys

i heared that people who work night shifts some days and morning shifts other days for 15 years will die earlier then those who dont, like they wount make it passed 60, is it true? and can u tell me some sites were they give me news like this so i can check it out

2006-10-17 12:36:31 · 14 answers · asked by drawmaster12 4 in Polls & Surveys

to me i think he should pick NEW YORK

2006-10-17 12:36:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-17 12:36:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

we really like each other but not going out because we are both scared to be in relationships, is it because of our signs and that we're not meant to be together?

2006-10-17 12:36:03 · 10 answers · asked by camly513 2 in Horoscopes

2006-10-17 12:36:02 · 18 answers · asked by Tamara Renee 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 12:35:56 · 21 answers · asked by EMO cupcake 4 in Polls & Surveys

idts not in the sound track

2006-10-17 12:35:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-17 12:35:42 · 24 answers · asked by Tamara Renee 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 12:35:26 · 6 answers · asked by Ozark 3 in Television

All I kno it's a white man. I can tell u the video. It's where a fire takes place and a firefighter is reaching for the helicopter to come back, the firefighter gets hit by a tree and his wife gets a call that he may be dead and then she start crying to the floor. and then she looks outside and then she see three firefighters and then her husband comes up from behind them. and she goes over and jumps on him.

2006-10-17 12:35:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-17 12:35:03 · 10 answers · asked by Tamara Renee 1 in Polls & Surveys

was its name cg? whatever...


lmao

2006-10-17 12:34:49 · 17 answers · asked by SallyC 6 in Polls & Surveys

hi im starting a group on yahoo groups for miley fans if u will give me ur e mail i will invite but i also need some pics like yalls favorites and stuff but please answer and i will invite then give picks but i also need a moderater we will all dicide a week from i will do a poll thanz

2006-10-17 12:34:44 · 2 answers · asked by slidinslim 2 in Television

2006-10-17 12:34:12 · 2 answers · asked by dancer_with_a _question 1 in Television

ok so i have been downloading music from lime wire
i payed 12 dollars for a year it said that it was secure and legal
so is it really or is it not legal cause i dont want to get in trouble

2006-10-17 12:34:03 · 3 answers · asked by lizzy123 1 in Music

I get beat up a lot and my wife ALWAYS finds out about my girlfriends. So I get sctatched a bunch too. And my dog Ernie hates me now (long story) so I get bit just about daily. Anyway, I got a s*** load of scabs. Seems like I could spend the whole day and darn near the whole night picking scabs. But it's fun. You get a good one, not too dry, not too wet and darn that is satisfying. Is it just me?

2006-10-17 12:32:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard something about lemon juice! Don't know if that's crazy or not. :) Thanks.

2006-10-17 12:32:13 · 8 answers · asked by curemyheartache9 2 in Music

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure when a young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"


Concerned that he may elevate his vital stats by worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close llook and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

2006-10-17 12:32:08 · 27 answers · asked by Fangs_4u 2 in Jokes & Riddles

gordon ramsay is really nice ,but when hes bad hes bad

2006-10-17 12:31:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

NTL ,does any body known what it stands for

2006-10-17 12:31:05 · 9 answers · asked by mark t 1 in Television

...there were compilation albums, there was the Now series - what was the name of the other great compilations albums released?

2006-10-17 12:30:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ITS A THING IM RESEARCHING...

PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR AGE ALSO..

AND IF YOU DONT LIKE NEITHER TELL WHICH ONE..

THANKS..

-sorry for the caps..-

2006-10-17 12:30:48 · 21 answers · asked by the sphinx 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 12:30:33 · 3 answers · asked by domlme14 1 in Television

I just been grounded 4 life , no juzz kidn' just for 1 week and i cant find anything to do home alone?? Please help!!!

2006-10-17 12:30:23 · 10 answers · asked by catwoman 1 in Other - Entertainment