The Devil meets him and says. " O.J. , I have been so busy I don't have your room ready, but I have a few people who weren't as bad as you who I can let you trade places with. I'll even let you choose who I release so you can take their place.
Go down that hall and open doors until you find one you want to trade with."
So O.J. starts down the hall and opens the 1st door. Inside is Ted Kennedy jumping off a bridge and swimming to shore, jumping and swimming, over and over...O.J. says " I'm a poor swimmer I can't do that for eternity." and moves to the next door. He opens the 2nd door and sees Al Gore with a sponge scrubbing a big SUV, behind that one is a thousand more muddy SUV's. O.J. says " I have a bad shoulder, I can't wash all those cars" So he moves on. He opens the 3rd door and there is Bill Clinton lying on a bed , buck naked. and between his legs is Monica Lewenski. O.J. says to the Devil,"OK,this is good, I'll trade". The Devil says
" OK Monica you can go now"
2007-09-29
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