All categories - 6 July 2007

2007-07-06 04:05:55 · 22 answers · asked by 2fine4u 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 04:05:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I hate those people that ask whether they're too fat when they're obviously not but I want opinions! Ok. I'm 17, about 5'4" and weigh exactly 113 lbs. Stop! Read on before you judge my stupidity. When I try hard, I'm able to get down to 108 lbs, but if I let the dieting go, my weight shoots up to 115 lbs. (I hate that.) You may be envisioning a skinny model looking person, but trust me - I don't look like I weigh that little. My thighs are....most flabby, but they're the biggest part of my body. In jeans and shorts, I look fine, even skinny, but I hate the way I look in a bikini - just because of my thighs, I am fine with my belly, back, arms, etc. Even though my arms are kind of muscular. *sigh* TMI, but do you think that I seem overweight?

2007-07-06 04:05:47 · 11 answers · asked by Melissa 2 in Diet & Fitness

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list

2007-07-06 04:05:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a 3 year old son. He has been potty trained since he was 2. My daughter is 15 months old and I wanted to start potty training her. When I put her on the potty all she wants to do is flush the toilet and try to splash the water.. Gross. Does anyone have any tips for me. I was also told that girls are easier to potty train than boys. Well I find this to be wrong.

2007-07-06 04:05:43 · 12 answers · asked by ? 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. He's skeptical, but says to himself, "Let's see what they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.

The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he lost 10 pounds.

Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds.

I love this company, he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun." Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" Asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most vigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"

The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If I can catch you, I can have you."

2007-07-06 04:05:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just downloaded Sims 1 yesterday and started to play it today. The opening works, but when it hits the option screen, this Send Error Report message comes. I know this happens a lot when you play computer games and even when you go online.

I have a Window XP

Does anyone know how to get rid of it or fix the problem?

2007-07-06 04:05:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

All non muslim channels are showing muslims as terrorists. The very yuong children whom even not know the path of air port has been shown on CNN as terrorists. Why????

2007-07-06 04:04:55 · 18 answers · asked by Muhammad I 1 in Media & Journalism

I might get gerbils soon and I have 3 questions about them. Here it goes.
1. Do they live better in pairs? If so, which pairs are better, males or females?
2. Would a cage like this one http://www.petco.com/product/8304/Coast-Cages-Condos-for-Hamsters-or-Mice.aspx be good for two of them?
3. Do gerbils chew everything up?

If you can help me, I will be glad. I will read each answer carefully befor choosing a best answer.

2007-07-06 04:04:54 · 10 answers · asked by Animal Lover 2 in Rodents

This is annoying when you pay for an hour, but spend half the time doing push ups and stretches (which you can do yourself anyway before the class), and only spend half an hour practising the martial arts technique.

2007-07-06 04:04:53 · 22 answers · asked by pantocool 1 in Martial Arts

or are you a Fassy and wear Slippers?

cos im bare foot, aint got no time for socks

2007-07-06 04:04:51 · 85 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont think he has a horcrux. because to make a horcrux you need to commit murder, thus splitting your soul.....i dont think dumbles would do that

2007-07-06 04:04:41 · 13 answers · asked by oompa loompa 4 in Books & Authors

how did they remain on the same foot?

2007-07-06 04:04:37 · 17 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 04:04:35 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

i love Cat Stevens what is your fav hit of his mine is oh very young what about you he is my fav singer ever he rocks mah socks

2007-07-06 04:04:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm starvin!

2007-07-06 04:04:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-06 04:04:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

For example "The Kinks", they appear in the "T" section of the list. But I want their songs on the "K" ;[. I got the newest iTunes, Windows XP, if it helps.
Please tell me how to fix this or what do I have to write in the file's properties

2007-07-06 04:04:14 · 2 answers · asked by Seb 2 in Software

My dad washed the brick wall at the back of our house and then built a new room around it. White stuff that looks like small, hard snow crystals has been coming out of the bricks (I'm assuming it's lime). Is it safe, considering it's now indoors, and how can I get rid of it? Thanks!!

2007-07-06 04:04:05 · 3 answers · asked by dazzylblue 1 in Other - Home & Garden

I can't seem to find a stylist who will highlight my hair the way I want it. I show them a picture and they just basically do whatever they want with my hair. The last time I went I showed the stylist a picture of light blond hair with dark blonde lowlights and she didn't put any light blond in my hair at all.

2007-07-06 04:04:00 · 1 answers · asked by starrynight3128 1 in Hair

2007-07-06 04:03:55 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"

2007-07-06 04:03:51 · 6 answers · asked by Smokey. 6 in Jokes & Riddles

does that mean they want to give you their phone number?

2007-07-06 04:03:51 · 24 answers · asked by Rooster 6 in Polls & Surveys

You can probably guess mine from my screenname...

2007-07-06 04:03:41 · 22 answers · asked by THE HOUND 3 in Video & Online Games

Please be fully honest...
the rest of my face is pritty i love my eyes but I hate my nose
http://www.freewebs.com/caliwally/mynose.htm

2007-07-06 04:03:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

Bring complete joy, or are they lying?

2007-07-06 04:03:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We got our back door smashed by a gang of lads and my husband has identified one of them and this person has been charged.

i am scared because this person belongs to a big gang - they all attacked our house to get back at my son and i am afraid that they will come back.
I just wish my husband had said that he didnt recognise him because i know he will just get a wee fine and be let out to continue targeting us.
I want to help the police but we have to live here can my husband refuse to give a statement ?

2007-07-06 04:03:20 · 7 answers · asked by cottontail 5 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-07-06 04:03:19 · 5 answers · asked by Barry R 5 in Baseball