'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pis_sed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my a_ss for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady b!tches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a_ssholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the he// ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little sh!ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
2006-12-23
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