All categories - 22 November 2006

number 1 funny joke

"one day a man called jim farted in a toilet and started smelling it he loved the smell so much he farted in bottled to save them up to smell befor dinner and fun events!"

number two 911 funny joke

"there was once a man called peter he farted so loud his face turnd blue , and his mom always gave him the best drink ever soda gas shake he loved the stuff but it put him in hospital from loud farts"

hahaha i love my jokes dont you?

2006-11-22 02:18:11 · 15 answers · asked by butter 1 in Jokes & Riddles

when i yearn in the morning the (inside) of my bladder starts to sting. it doesn't happen everyday but this morning it stung a bit more than any other times it happened but now it stopped. it can't be anything that has to do with sex because i am still a virgin. A while back my doctor said people can get bladder cancer from smoking cigarettes. I am worried, what should i do?

2006-11-22 02:17:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend since college. We broke up due to a number of reasons and decided to sort things out when he returns. Now, he's saying that he's fallen for a girl he met for just 3 weeks. I told him that it's okay. I still love him and will be here for him in case things don't work out with him and the girl.

I don't know if the girl seduced him, but if she did I'm surely the loser because I'm very conservative and don't want sex before marriage.

I'm very worried that the girl is just after his money and that she's a really bad girl.Though I shouldn't judge because I don't know her.

I'm open to suitors now but still open to my ex. Am I being stupid by doing that?

2006-11-22 02:17:58 · 12 answers · asked by stardust 1 in Singles & Dating

When i always go to school he always give me a favor and if he had no playmate on the playground i introduce him to my friends but when he have many friends he always whisper to his friends when i walk through by that i am a Nerd and he always Blackmail me and even hurt me,why is he doing that i can't understand? did i do wrong to him well i don't do anything to him.I can't ignore him or take a fight with him remember his blackmailing me he will report to his dad that im bullying him when i fight him for sure actually his a Spoiled Bratt,and his dad is powerful his dad is the Principal on the school he will suspend me for sure.
IF YOU WILL SUGGEST THAT I SHOULD TELL TO MY PARENTS WELL I ALREADY DID.

2006-11-22 02:17:54 · 8 answers · asked by DaRkAngeL XIII 3 in Friends

Make a new flavor of ice cream.

2006-11-22 02:17:49 · 32 answers · asked by ♥Pritty Girl♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Baaad. How do you get all the chorline out of your hair after you swim? I'm a big diver and I don't want my hair to get all gross.

2006-11-22 02:17:48 · 13 answers · asked by Jenna 2 in Hair

Im 18 years old my boyfriend is also 18, im dieing to sleep wid him but im so scared ive known him for 8 years and now were 2getha (at last). I just don't now how to start it all of, ive neva been this sy b4 but i am with him what can i do to start it al of.

2006-11-22 02:17:47 · 28 answers · asked by xxxx 1 in Singles & Dating

Are you angry because you don't believe or don't believe because you're angry?

2006-11-22 02:17:46 · 33 answers · asked by Rick 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I broke down the other day and my top radiator hose popped of due to alot of pressure.I put it back on and seen the car wasn't running hot. I drove to the Gas station not even 2 min down the road and pulled over,right when I get into the gas it starts to rattle really loud!!But the car wasn't running hot at all.Now that I hav changed the thermostat its running hot and has a loud rattle going.I was told the water pump went out and the rattle was the bearing inside that broker lose and moving around.Please help,any advice I would greatly appericate.

2006-11-22 02:17:44 · 7 answers · asked by Tinkerbell82 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

BEFORE she has the procedure?

Abortion is such a passionate issue. But I notice that when a person has a viewpoint that is different from another person's, he or she can become very annoyed (sometimes very angry) under the guise that one of them is attempting to push their beliefs on the other. If I do not believe in abortion, that is my right, my choice. If YOU do believe in abortion, that is YOUR right, your choice.
But here we have a bunch of mostly male politicians making decisions about what is primarily a woman's issue. And here we have a bunch of mostly male doctors performing abortions.
I don't feel that a man should have any say in this crucial issue. A man can't get pregnant and therefore does not have to make a decision concerning what to do with "his body." Period.
All of the burden rests on the woman.
But to cover all bases, I truly believe that a woman should be required to actually SEE what happens to that fetus BEFORE she has the procedure.
Opinions?

2006-11-22 02:17:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

In the United States we have so many more rights than other countries. We have freedom of speech, we can own homes, social sercuirty, anyone can have a job, everyone can vote for presidents, And no war in the country, people no starving.

I come from Korea. I've been living in the United States for 11 years. I feel loved and blessed to be living here. why do people not like here?

2006-11-22 02:17:36 · 13 answers · asked by Marie L 1 in Other - Society & Culture

So how do they get in?...*quietness* 0_o

2006-11-22 02:17:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

2006-11-22 02:17:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

that my boyfriend really likes me. Here's the thing; I'm 13 and he's 13. We walk home together after school. He hasn't held my hand yet, but we have hugged. Yesterday, we were walking home and we were walking beside each other and he (on purpose) just started running in to me. So I kept running in to him back. Is that a sign that he really likes me? Oh and I had sent him my avatar (that looks NOTHING like me) and I told him that I wished I looked like that and he sent me an email saying that I looked like that in his own way. Does he REALLY love me? Thanks!

2006-11-22 02:17:24 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Singles & Dating

Has day of judgement arrived?

2006-11-22 02:17:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-22 02:17:15 · 7 answers · asked by primetime p 1 in Other - Sports

2006-11-22 02:17:12 · 6 answers · asked by angelbaby 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I've been with my boyfriend for almost 4 months now and he has asked on twice if I would ever want a threesome. I said no and he understands cause he said he wouldnt want one if I wanted to have a threesome with him and another guy. He says that he loves me, but if thats true why would he wanna sleep with another girl?

2006-11-22 02:17:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

the rescuers come to save you?
or an oncoming train?

2006-11-22 02:17:07 · 19 answers · asked by mebbe_sew_mebbe_knot 1 in Polls & Surveys

i know its crasy ... but i one day im like all over him and the next im crying .. trying to call him and making a fool out of my self cause he told me he dosnt love me ... .. What can i do... i want this to leave once and for all! -- thank you

2006-11-22 02:17:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 02:17:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is this... do i need to spurt? again..

2006-11-22 02:16:56 · 20 answers · asked by Terry Wogan 1 in Other - Health

oe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

2006-11-22 02:16:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had a afro.
Or
You mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

2006-11-22 02:16:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Just who is going to hell? Christians, muslims, jews, baptist, prespeterians, Athiests, ect. (Of all religions not just those listed) Everyone has their own opinion and not everbody can be right so...Please tell me who and why. Thanks.

2006-11-22 02:16:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-22 02:16:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm catching a lot of $hit over this, so if you know, tell me. Every friggin Thanksgiving she goes nuts (well, more nuts than she is already). Can't I just drink beer and watch football in peace??

2006-11-22 02:16:18 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Marriage & Divorce

How does it effect my paycheck and how can I change it?

2006-11-22 02:16:10 · 4 answers · asked by sefik66 2 in United States