An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted
to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as
the ground was hard.
His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament.
Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would
be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. -
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that
garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Fred
At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Fred
2006-10-17
04:31:18
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