An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president.When he arrived at the airport a host of newsmen and television cameras met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight.
The chief made a series of weird noises.."screech,scratch, honk,buzz whistle..z-z-z-z"..and then added in perfect English,"Yes I had a very nice flight."
Another reporter asked, "Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?"
The chief made the same noises.."screech,scratch,honk,buzz, whistle..z-z-z-z-z...Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building."
"Where did you learn to speak such flawless English?" asked the next reporter. Again came the noises..."screech,scratch,honk,buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-z," and the chief replied, "From the shortwave radio."
2006-09-24
19:41:21
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