All categories - 21 September 2006

Would you still sleep with your ex husband because you say you felt sorry for him..

2006-09-21 04:56:28 · 18 answers · asked by adapttowhatis 1 in Marriage & Divorce

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question #1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. "Football." b. "Golf." c. "How fat you are." d. "How I would spend the insurance money if you died."

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question #2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "Yes!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include: a. "Oh yeah, sh*tloads." b. "Would it make you feel better if I said yes?" c. "That depends on what you mean by love." d. "Does it matter?" e. "Who, me?"

Question #3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect answers are: a. "Compared to what?" b. "I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin." c. "A little extra weight looks good on you." d. "I've seen fatter." e. "Sorry, what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died."

Question #4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include: a. "Yes, but you have a better personality." b. "Not prettier, but definitely thinner." c. "Not as pretty as you when you were her age." d. "Define pretty." e. "Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died."

Question #5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Ferrari and a boat.")

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:

Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Man: Okay, I'd get married again.
Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
Man: (audible groan)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can't use them -- she's left-handed.
Woman: (silence)
Man: Sh*t.

2006-09-21 04:56:18 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I love wearing my hair short, but people always seem to assume I'm a lesbian. I wear it styled, not just boy-short...should I grow it out, or do what makes me happy?

2006-09-21 04:56:16 · 30 answers · asked by cyklone_mi 1 in Hair

this is self explanatory

2006-09-21 04:56:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2006-09-21 04:56:02 · 11 answers · asked by ehabmobarak 2 in Religion & Spirituality

What did you think?

2006-09-21 04:55:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Are there any studies for the sociological differences between the races.

Links please.

Thanks in advance.

2006-09-21 04:55:53 · 1 answers · asked by Ea13b17c18 1 in Sociology

I just saw a question regarding conjoined Hula Hoops, but the only Hula Hoops I know of are the toys. Most of the answers state to take a picture and then eat them. What are they? Where can I get some? I live in Minnesota.

2006-09-21 04:55:51 · 6 answers · asked by Penny 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-09-21 04:55:49 · 11 answers · asked by Xo 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-21 04:55:46 · 16 answers · asked by lozzi_pop22 4 in Internet

to kill you is it still considered suicide in God's eyes? Or a mercy killing?

2006-09-21 04:55:38 · 9 answers · asked by metallica_rocks0122 6 in Religion & Spirituality

how do u hurt a goldfishes feelings??..he got mad at me and hurt mine..do u think its possible to teach my pet termite to sing and do flips for american idol?????

2006-09-21 04:55:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I have heard nothing but complaints about Ray Nagin and his running of this city. I talked to him last week, taking the opportunity to encourage him at the Lakeview Fest and I told him that I have teenagers at home that are unthankful too, I told him to stay the course and in time N.O. would understand. Most of us are having enough trouble managing our own homes and families but it seems so American to criticize men and women who are called upon to manage hundreds of thousands of unthankful "kids". If you can do such a wonderful "arm chair Mayor" job, then run for office, then we as Americans will undoubtedly criticize you for your inept dealings and your imcompetence. Or are you only brave enough to talk about it?

2006-09-21 04:55:37 · 5 answers · asked by Don B 2 in Government

Here is a picture of her - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/afinity/bellatrix1.jpg I got her from the pound and she has no history from the person who dropped her off.

2006-09-21 04:55:34 · 17 answers · asked by Afinity 3 in Dogs

Cobalt(II) sulfate heptahydrate has pink-colored crystals. When heated carefully, it produces cobalt(II) sulfate monohydrate, which has red crystals. If 3.542 g of the heptahydrate yields 2.119 g of the monohydrate, how many grams of the anhydrous cobalt(II) sulfate could be obtained?

2006-09-21 04:55:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-09-21 04:55:32 · 2 answers · asked by drew n 1 in Other - Football

2006-09-21 04:55:28 · 14 answers · asked by lisa m 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

i am 16 and am in love wid a guy whose 22 n am truly in love with him.our families are really close to each other and i dont want to embarrass my family by doing such a thing. plz tell me wat to do? how do i stop loving him? i hv tried a number of times to ignore him and go around with other guys but i couldnt stop feelin for him. plz tell me wat to do? is it my fault?

2006-09-21 04:55:27 · 11 answers · asked by xxxx 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I did think about this so much but reach nothing.
Why the Pink Panther didnt have a dick? how it possible?

2006-09-21 04:55:19 · 23 answers · asked by xml7070 2 in Adolescent

2006-09-21 04:55:19 · 5 answers · asked by AKHILESH S 1 in Teaching

2006-09-21 04:55:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

details please......describe.............thank you ssooo much! =- )!

2006-09-21 04:55:09 · 8 answers · asked by *CHELSEA* 3 in Other - Local Businesses

2006-09-21 04:55:07 · 21 answers · asked by DEZ 2 in Television

hey ladies, I am just wondering what is the best soap to wash with for your privates..I have heard so many different things, like dont douche which i dont and dont plan on it, i have heard not to use oridary soap, , ive heard just to use water/no soap, etc...i just dont know what to use anymore, thanks in advance ;)

2006-09-21 04:55:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-09-21 04:55:05 · 5 answers · asked by T minus Twelve 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-09-21 04:55:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I love the feeling i get when standing playing a solo, the lights all around, the fans. I feel like i am floating. I also like it when the crowd sings along, makes me get goosebumps.

2006-09-21 04:54:59 · 6 answers · asked by Angelo 4 in Music

Or some people say its 2 year doctorate or master program. please help me. i have a bachelors in business. i posted this question earlier bt didnt get satisfied responses. Please help me. Thanks

2006-09-21 04:54:59 · 1 answers · asked by ny k 2 in Other - Education

I left my husband five months ago. I met up with an old friend, and we dated. I broke up with him because I missed my husband.
My mom told me I was codependant.

2006-09-21 04:54:56 · 7 answers · asked by LaceyPie 3 in Marriage & Divorce