It's really hard for me to control my flatulance. Today I was on the redline going towards Chicago and I let one go accidentally. It smelled like rotten Indian food and 6 month old eggs. People instantly started moving away from me when they smelled it. The girl I was talking to at the time almost gagged and I felt really embarrased. I think I may flatulate when I'm nervous. I was having a good conversation with this girl and it all went down the toilet when my pants ruptured. Literally, I had to go to the toilet, it turned out that I actually "sharted" a little bit. This is a real problem. It's really putting a dent in my wallet because I have to buy new underwear all the time. It also puts a dent in my social life. It seems everytime I try to be intimate with a woman I flatulate and almost soil my pants. It really does ruin the mood. What's wrong with me?
2006-06-16
17:24:21
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johnny m
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